Discovery Channel sacks Bear Grylls

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  1. Shelfwarmercon

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    BBC News - Bear Grylls sacked by Discovery Channel

    Soon he'll be drinking his own piss on some other network.
     
  2. Eric

    Eric Per sempre marciamo.

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    :lol  Poor Bear.

    And damn you for using up the "drinking his own piss" joke!
     
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    Always liked Les better.
     
  4. Aernaroth

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    Out of work? Running out of money? Better drink my own piss.
     
  5. bumblebot98

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    I'm fired? Better drink my ow--I mean, find a new job...
     
  6. ironjazz

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    I'm sure he'll survive.

    And drinking piss will factor into that survival in some way.

    Maybe he could do a new show called 'Bear Grylls Golden Showers'.

    Maybe his career will suffer so much that he'll be forced to go on 'I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here'. And then they'll never be able to get rid of him. There'd be no kangaroo testicles left for anyone else to eat.
     
  8. Galaxy Convoy

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    I'm sure you can come up with a "eating bear shit" joke instead :p 
     
  9. ironjazz

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    that must feel like eating bear shit.
     
  10. Deltus

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    NOOOOOOO how could they.
    now im going to have to get drunk by drinking my own piss.
     
  11. firehawc_69

    firehawc_69 cloppers = ignore list

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    Good riddance. That guy is a fucking idiot.
     
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    B-b-but he's a born survivor!
     
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    They were tired of getting nothing but a lot of stupid advice, heavy breathing and empty cantines that smell like a public bathroom.
     
  15. Aernaroth

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    Yeah, I mean, he's lived his entire life without dying! He's been surviving things since he was born!
     
  16. SPLIT LIP

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    Pffft, I've been surviving since before I was born.
     
  17. Deltus

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    Pffft, I don't survive everyone else survives me.
     
  18. rattrap007

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    Agreed. At least he stays in the wild and actually survives ALONE. Bear just shoots scenarios and has a crew around. Les does it all by himself. And doesn't resort to drinking piss all the time.
     
  19. Autovolt 127

    Autovolt 127 Get In The Titan, Prime!

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    I wonder if Bears is......pissed off.
     

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