When they were in the building and all the objects fall down and Shockwave looks up, Eddie looks down at him and yells "THE HELL IS THAT?!!" haha and Epps is like "The evil thing is looking at me"

 

The crowd I was in really laughed at Epps' comment.

 

Lol I loved those bits of Dialogue. Also Epps berating him for loosing Sam and Carly.

"I'm ducking in through churches and buildings while aliens are shooting at my ass. I didn't sign up for this bull shit."

 

"Im trying to keep it down"

hahah

 

I loved that scene. Sometimes, the comedy works in just fine, and sometimes it doesn't, but this scene was a win.

I also liked it when Epps says something like "That's the creepiest Decepticon I have seen yet."

 

i laughed when epps said that shockwave brought anotehr creepy decepticon (driller)

 

Hardcore Eddie was pure LOL in the form of a man running in Chicago and killing giant robots.

By the way, did anyone else find funny how his name is "Hardcore" yet he was the most histerical and easily worried member of the team?

I love when he says:
*Shockwave comes* "There is one ugly shit Decepticon here!" *Driller comes* "And he brought an even UGLIER friend with him!"

"I'm trying to keep it down" had me laughing for two minutes in a roll.

 

So much for killing starscream  

 

I loved Epps' line about "how come the Decepticons always get the good shit" or something of that sort.

 

i laughed when he said he was either going to get a hear attack or die.

 

i always thought that by agreeing to go into chicago he did indeed "sign up for this bull shit."

 

Yeah, he sort of contradicted himself there. About the only wiggle room he has is that he's not getting paid to go in like Lennox and the rest of NEST are. Going in when you are not getting paid is just plain stupid. 

 

At one point I expected Hardcore Eddie to say "WOOO! CANT STOP THE COLE TRAIN BABY!!!"

 

My favorite I think was when he said something along the lines of "I don't give a damn if the building is falling.. I'm having a heart attack anyways.." The theater LOLs hard every time during that part.

 

I was reminded alot of Coach from Left 4 Dead 2 by him.

He was great.

 

Which reminds me...did Hardcore Eddie actually do anything? I think he was supposed to shoot the control pillar with his rocket launcher, but they couldn't...and then?...

 

Yeah Hardcore Eddie and Epps were the only two human characters that were actually fun to watch.

"That evil thing is looking at me"  

 

He could off, but he was too much of a wimp. The rocket launcher had one shot as well, so i was expecting him to at least use it against Shockwave or the Driller but no... he did nothing...  

 

Im just gald he didn't kill starscream.

 

Story of my questions throughout the Movie series, I find it funny how each film more and more decepticons come out of the wood-work from just around earth/solar system yet there literally NO autobots.

IMO, Bayformer worm driller was completely/utterly pointless, save for a building demolition. Shockwave was pure awesomeness, though not nearly enough origin/story for him to just suddenly appear.