did i just get hit on...?

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  1. KA

    KA PENIS GOES WHERE?!!

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    ...by a milf?

    ok check it. im doing this apartment right? the old tenants are leaving the unit? so i met the lady one time before, when the new tenant was giving us a look see? she looks like a full time housewife. 2 kids. medium build, sorta athletic, prolly late 30s? husband some caucasian expat dude, runs a factory (the wifes a local).

    so, today i met her for the 2nd time. it wasnt an actual meeting. i was there to see the new tenants so when i get there old tenant and new tenant were talking. so i greet them, my colleague, male was with me. so when lady takes her leave, she walks past me...

    ...and pinches my upper arm. like, she grabbed it and squeezed it.

    so whaddaya think? whaddaya think? milf sense tingling? or false alarm?
     
  2. MegaMoonMan

    MegaMoonMan www.megamoonman.com TFW2005 Supporter

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    Maybe she tripped?

    The real question is, would you hit that?
     
  3. Jux

    Jux Please, call me Steve. Veteran

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    Jiggles wouldn't have to ask.
     
  4. KA

    KA PENIS GOES WHERE?!!

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    i dunno. not exactly a butterface, but i hope they have a dimmer.

    edit: she even has this yippy little dog. the cliches, they be rolling mah way.
     
  5. KA

    KA PENIS GOES WHERE?!!

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    i think i just entered that uncomfortable age bracket where i look like milf meat.

    i feel so...dirty. must bathe.
     
  6. Jux

    Jux Please, call me Steve. Veteran

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    I don't think she was.


    But if she WAS hitting on you, hey, have fun screwing around on your wife who's at home with the newborn!
     
  7. Malach Ra

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    I dont know, grabbing the upper arm, hmm............. ah hell, it wouldve been easier if she just grabbed your junk. I'm so far out of the loop on this stuff. once been with a chick for a long ass time, and your so tired of all the shit, you tend to forget the signals.
     
  8. Ops_was_a_truck

    Ops_was_a_truck JOOOLIE ANDREWWWWWS!!!!!!

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    A) kick the dog

    B) pinch back
     
  9. KA

    KA PENIS GOES WHERE?!!

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    aw cmon! im not a douche!

    it was rhetorical.

    edit: and for the record, i think it was. i had another dude with me and he didnt even get a handshake. it was just awkward because the new tenant that was present were ladies too, and they were just 3-4ft away.
     
  10. Dark_Convoy

    Dark_Convoy Old Bastard Veteran

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    :lolol 

    Fuck, people must think I'm crazy when they hear me cackling in my office like a madman!
     
  11. Pimpimus Prime

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    yeah, you get to an age where both the mom and the daughter look good to you.
     
  12. KA

    KA PENIS GOES WHERE?!!

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    thats actually the weird thing. im familiar with the other vernacular for physical contact that indicate platonic or otherwise; the upper back pat, the small of back pat, the shoulder grip.

    so the frontal arm grip is like totally new.
     
  13. Smasher

    Smasher HUNKY BEATS

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    If she was hitting on you, she is doing it in the most awkward way.
    Pinching your arm? WTF?

    "Dude, did you see that chick pinch my arm? She totally wants me."
     
  14. KA

    KA PENIS GOES WHERE?!!

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    maybe shes new at this too.

    shes like 'aw man, did i just pinch dudes arm? lame.'
     
  15. Omega Supreme-1

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    Look i'm no MILFologist...however I do believe this is the "Hey don't you think i'm hot" or "I saw you checking me out naughty boy" pinch...my advice is to look at her with a blank stare, then to utter on to her to words "Hunh?"...I'll be leaving you under an observation period from there, thank you and good day.

    I'll be sending you my bill.
     
  16. Malach Ra

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    Like I said in my previous post, I'm so far out of the loop that I may have punched her in the mouth.
     
  17. Ops_was_a_truck

    Ops_was_a_truck JOOOLIE ANDREWWWWWS!!!!!!

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    I still say you kick the dog. Little yipyipyip dogs would serve a much better purpose in life if they were used as footballs.
     
  18. KA

    KA PENIS GOES WHERE?!!

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    do i kick the yipyip dog after or before?
     
  19. Jux

    Jux Please, call me Steve. Veteran

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    After you hypothetically cheat on your wife?

    Douche!
     
  20. Malach Ra

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    man, I would pay money to kick that little dog on the camera/tennis player commercial.
     

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