Devastators weapons?

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  1. Bluebe6

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    Do you think Devastator could of used his huge balls as a weapon?
    Say he had control of them, like he could control where they go?
    If he were to crouch, and then swing around, his wrecking balls could tear through buldings.
    If he were to drop them loose, they could crush Autobots and people.
    This could of been in the movie.
     
  2. kaiserlisk

    kaiserlisk THIS PLEASES GAGA

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    For the love of God, no...


    Just some humanization gone too far.
     
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    firehawc_69 cloppers = ignore list

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    Yes. In slash fiction.
     
  4. JackHammer

    JackHammer Me, no, I would never

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    Probably but hopefully not
     
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    Devastator's weapon is being goddamn Devastator.
     
  7. Aernaroth

    Aernaroth <b><font color=blue>I voted for Super_Megatron and Veteran

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    OP, try and knock down a brick wall with your sack and let me know how that works out for you, okay?
     
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    You sir have won the thread...


    But as long as this is a topic...

    Yeah...can you imagine?

    Devastator swinging his "gifts" against the pyramid? It's not cool, but freaking hilarious for the sick-minded(including me.)
     
  9. TylerMirage

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    OP, the only way I can see this working, is if his constructicles were located in a different place to begin with, like, say, his arm. Imagine whirling those things around on his arm, tearing through buildings like that. Or throwing them a la Batman. Or sort of "launching" them like his grappling hooks.

    Don't give him ideas...

    And of course, there's THIS.
     
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    I ceased reading every word you typed subsequent to the bolded word, due to being rendered prostrate by laughter. :lolol 
     
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    Only in a thread like this would I read that as "rendered prostate".
     
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    O.e I barfed in my mouth a little bit...
     
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    LacksAFace Devastator's Balls

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    I wonder...

    If his balls got shot off, would his huge roar turn into a high pitched squeal?
     
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    Well, it works for Justin Biebur.
     
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    You've made 2 threads today about balls.
     
  17. decepticreep312

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    You win this thread! :lol  along with aernaroth
     
  18. Wrecker217

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    dude...
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    and stop ruining my childhood!
     
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