Devastators balls. *Serious post*

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  1. Bluebe6

    Bluebe6 Banned

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    Um, did anyone else find his huge dumplings amusing?
    I know some people found it unnecessary, but I loved it
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    But I have a question, only one Constructicon has one if his love spuds, but where does the other one come from, none of the other vehicles that form Devastator has a wrecking ball.

    Since the Constructicons were really a mystery, I'm assuming it just came out of nowhere?
     
  2. OP84

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    FansProject or some other third party company HAS to come out with some "Devastator's testicles" add-on.
     
  3. Nachtsider

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    > Devastator's balls
    >> serious post

    Pick one.
     
  4. Overlord Balder

    Overlord Balder Voices Slugslinger!

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    It was an off-hand joke, I still think people get into this far too much than they should.

    It's like if the MIB forums had fifty different threads about the Ballchinian's peculiar anatomy.
     
  5. Bluebe6

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    It's a serious post about Devastator's balls, where they came from.
    What's not to grasp?
     
  6. Sideways77

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    I don't think the words 'Decastator's balls' and 'serious' go good in the same post.

    Anyhow, I thought it was just a throwaway gag, and one of the movie's 'Derp' moments.
     
  7. kaiserlisk

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    ಠ_ಠ Must we keep discussing Devastator's constructicles?

    It was a cheap throwaway gag at best. There's no need to explain why there's two constructicles when there's only one possible component that can possess those.
     
  8. Noideaforaname

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    I though it was hilarious, I just love terrible puns. Plus, it was reminiscent of the various questionable crotch kibble that have popped up over the years.

    Not sure where they came from, though. Hightower's the only one who'd be carrying them, and he becomes an arm. The way Devastator "consumed" seemingly every construction-related vehicle in the vicinity and not just the 7 Constructicons makes me think he may have just picked up a couple of spare wrecking balls lying around during his formation.
     
  9. Hazekiah

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    They were SERIOUSLY hilarious and everyone was crackin' up like CRAZY every time I saw it in theaters, which was a LOT.

    And the simple answer for where the wrecking balls came from? Easy!

    Long Haul was carrying them.

    Should've been LOAD HAULER, though!

    ;) 
     
  10. PlanckEpoch

    PlanckEpoch Just a regular old plumbus

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    I didn't really mind the scene. It's genitalia humor that's fitting in this type of movie really. I didn't laugh, only because for me the joke is just old now. There's only so many cock and ball jokes, anus jokes and such that I can take before I just become numb to them.

    My only change is that you need to fit the name into the ROTF naming scheme. LOAD HAULOR would be more appropriate. Demolishor Scattorshot, Load Haulor ;D
     
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  12. mrdecepticon

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    It was just a gag,do we really need a thread for this?
     
  13. ShOcKwAvE1213

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    I think it was hilarious. people just go overboard when they say it was unecessary. I mean take a godamn joke seriously
     
  14. Bountyan

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    Every scene with Devastator was unnecessary. Honestly, I think ROTF would be better if he wasn't in it at all. The movie would be shorter and CGI costs could be saved and/or used for more important stuff.
     
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    I facepalmed when I saw that and thought Really Micheal Bay? REALLY?!

    I swear he reads my mind to know what pisses me off and puts it in the movies just to torture me.
     
  16. UltraMagnus3786

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    I thought the movie had a lot of unnecessary jokes. This was not one of them, and I did in fact lol. However, rewatching the movies, I just wish Bay wouldn't intersperse his serious moments with comedy. Do comedy, do drama, don't have them overlap in the same scene.

    Like the female government official's "the other bag" gag or Dylan's "he's an asshole" as Megatron is taking over the planet. But anyway, I digress.
     
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    I agree. The movie did have alot of unnecessary jokes. The balls was just too much.
     
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    Where did the other testicle come from? ILM.
     
  19. The621

    The621 Fuck you, that's why!

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    I'm just gonna pull a South Park here.

    Who gives a shit about his balls?

    Seriously, watch "My Jeans" if you give a shit about something so trivial but forget that other things matter.

    Like how the hell did Skids, Mudflap, and Sideswipe hop to Earth without help from Prime...
     
  20. Barricade24

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    I can honestly say that those balls ruined ROTF for me. I think it was one of the dumbest things you could put in a Transformers movie. Along with all the other dorky humor.
     

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