Depressed man eats his own finger for dinner

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  1. Cal

    Cal Well-Known Member

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    Horror as depressed man saws off his finger... and then EATS it for dinner

    Ouch. I know that depressed people sometimes inflict self-harm, but never self-cannibalism. o_O 
     
  2. jazzmasta32

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    You know what they say: You are what you eat.
     
  3. AutoBobby

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    Boooooooo!!!!!!!! :) 
     
  4. x BlackMagnus x

    x BlackMagnus x Is not impressed

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    At least it was just his finger...
     
  5. Scantron

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    Sounds like he wanted some...finger food.

    YYYYEEEEAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  6. Aernaroth

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    Guess that depression was really eating him up inside.
     
  7. Dran0n

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    Guess he got fingered the wrong way.
     
  8. Aernaroth

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    Depression is an awful condition to have, because you feel terrible and even when you sit down and try and determine the reason, you just can't put your finger on it.
     
  9. SPLIT LIP

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    Finger-lickin' good.
     
  10. Dremare

    Dremare Had an Epiphany

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    All this finger-related puns are just flipping me off. XP
     
  11. TheTFReview

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    I guess this guy just couldn't HANDle, his life.
     
  12. Ironhide1706

    Ironhide1706 Elessar Telcontar

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    Not funny...........who am I kidding :lol 
     
  13. Wolfguard

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    Wait...ate it with what kinda vegetables?

    :drunk 
     
  14. Brainchild

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    If he weren't depressed, I'd say his IQ was a single digit.
     
  15. CdnShockwave

    CdnShockwave The Prince of Poses TFW2005 Supporter

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    The internet can be summed up in first two posts.
     
  16. x BlackMagnus x

    x BlackMagnus x Is not impressed

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    A better question is what wine to serve?
     
  17. Mr. Sparklebot

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    At least he didn't eat his 11th finger, if you know what I mean.
     
  18. coppertop5150

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    well , im just glad it was his own finger not someone elses...

    I never dreamed about eating someone... How ever there is a fat mexican chic that gets on my nerves .. I might consider it as long as i eat her with hott suace and refried beans
    then it might not be so bad...
     
  19. Chaos Muffin

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    fapping will be awkward now.
     
  20. The Dark Seeker

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    Not if he uses the other hand.
     

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