Depressed man eats his own finger for dinner

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  1. Cal, Apr 17, 2011
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    Horror as depressed man saws off his finger... and then EATS it for dinner

    Ouch. I know that depressed people sometimes inflict self-harm, but never self-cannibalism. o_O 
     
  2. jazzmasta32, Apr 17, 2011
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    You know what they say: You are what you eat.
     
  3. AutoBobby, Apr 17, 2011
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  4. x BlackMagnus x, Apr 17, 2011
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    At least it was just his finger...
     
  5. Scantron, Apr 17, 2011
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    Sounds like he wanted some...finger food.

    YYYYEEEEAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  6. Aernaroth, Apr 17, 2011
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    Guess that depression was really eating him up inside.
     
  7. Dran0n, Apr 17, 2011
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    Guess he got fingered the wrong way.
     
  8. Aernaroth, Apr 17, 2011
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    Depression is an awful condition to have, because you feel terrible and even when you sit down and try and determine the reason, you just can't put your finger on it.
     
  9. SPLIT LIP, Apr 17, 2011
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    Finger-lickin' good.
     
  10. Dremare, Apr 17, 2011
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    All this finger-related puns are just flipping me off. XP
     
  11. TheTFReview, Apr 17, 2011
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    I guess this guy just couldn't HANDle, his life.
     
  12. Ironhide1706, Apr 17, 2011
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    Not funny...........who am I kidding :lol 
     
  13. Wolfguard, Apr 17, 2011
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    Wait...ate it with what kinda vegetables?

    :drunk 
     
  14. Brainchild, Apr 17, 2011
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    If he weren't depressed, I'd say his IQ was a single digit.
     
  15. CdnShockwave, Apr 18, 2011
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  16. x BlackMagnus x, Apr 18, 2011
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    A better question is what wine to serve?
     
  17. Mr. Sparklebot, Apr 18, 2011
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    At least he didn't eat his 11th finger, if you know what I mean.
     
  18. coppertop5150, Apr 18, 2011
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    well , im just glad it was his own finger not someone elses...

    I never dreamed about eating someone... How ever there is a fat mexican chic that gets on my nerves .. I might consider it as long as i eat her with hott suace and refried beans
    then it might not be so bad...
     
  19. Chaos Muffin, Apr 18, 2011
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    fapping will be awkward now.
     
  20. Dark Skull, Apr 18, 2011
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    Not if he uses the other hand.
     
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