Dear Woman,

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Chaos Muffin, Mar 17, 2009.

  1. Chaos Muffin

    Chaos Muffin Misadventure Veteran

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    1- Please stop ramming the vacuum cleaner into the couch and doors. It's not going to fit under there, and Im not going to move, so stop it.

    2- Please stop sighing so much. Just breathe slowly and stop thinking so hard about negative stuff.

    3- Please stop complaining over dumb crap. The more you do that, the less effective the complaints become, until it's just annoying.

    4- Please stop loosing my stuff. I know everyone elses stuff is shit to you, and your stuff is all that matters, but just leave my stuff alone and move your shit for a change.

    5- Ease up with the phone. And you wonder why we get those unlimited minute plans, your heads are always flapping on that damn phone.

    6- Please stop walking in the bathroom while Im pooping. WTF why do you always have to do that. It's always "I need a towel, I need my lotion, I need my hair dryer, it stinks in here" ..... BISH can't I poop in peace for once!
    Ever poke a cat while it's taking a shit? See how annoyed he looks.

    7- Please stop chopping your vegetables with butcher knives with angry face. It scares us.

    8- Please stop putting wierd shit in the food. The yams were tasting great, until I bit into an almond.

    9- Please stop freezing us to death. I know you like to snug up into your comforters while watching your shows , but we don't do that much. Now you know why we like to put our hands down our own pants so much. We're using our balls to keep our hands warm. Turn the damn AC off.

    10- Please stop trying to make us miserable when your in a bad mood. It's not our fault. Don't be a pain in the ass on purpose, or we'll slouch when we're older. You don't want an old slouchy guy as your knight when your old do you?
    Just calm down (bath) and relax (nude).


    all for now
     
  2. MikeTSI

    MikeTSI The Reclaimer TFW2005 Supporter

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    Roanstalker Great Baan Gaan fan

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    Kickback Proud father Administrator Super Mod News Staff

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    Brawlastator it is our life - jon bovi

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    Mechafire Veteran TFW2005 Supporter

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    Brawlastator it is our life - jon bovi

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    Yo dawg you fogizzled to tell her to not leave the kitchen unless she is bringing you a sammiche!
     
  9. soundwaveCA

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    QFT! :lolol 
     
  10. Gigatron_2005

    Gigatron_2005 President of Calendars

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    Dear woman, please date dateless and lonely nerds.


    Also:

    Dear E-Mail, please dont let me find this list in my inbox. It was ok I guess, but I dont want to see it again. And while you're at it, dont send me funny lists in general. Its so 1999.
     
  11. toma

    toma eskimo in disguise

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    THIS
    THIS
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    this cannot be stated enough. the worst is when the door is locked, and she goes and gets a kitchen knife so she can slide it in the crack by the door handle to pry the lock open. I LOCKED IT FOR A REASON YOU KNOW
     
  12. MushroomPrime

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    agreed
     
  13. DaggersRage

    DaggersRage Autistic bastard.

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    Dear Gamer Chick,

    Please stop acting like a badass. While I appreciate your company and scoring my team some kills, you attitude doesn't make me want to talk to you, and besides, I still have a higher score than you.
     
  14. newguy

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    Oh so true
     
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    Optimus Sledge Yar har fiddle di dee

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    Rumble02 Radicon of Obliticons

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    Hilarious! Full of win
     
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    ILoveDinobot Arise Rodimus Prime

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    Those damn women! :D 
     
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    Cujo United States Air Force

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    That is freaking amazing!!!
     
  20. chapsy

    chapsy Resident Brony

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    gamer chicks are cool
    gamer GRRRRRRRRRRLS are irritating as hell.

    I don't mind my girlfriend walking in when I'm taking a piss, but when I'm sitting on the crapper reading my GI and taking a dump, it's a sacred ritual she knows not to disturb.
    I just can't shit when there's someone hovering over me.
     

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