I used to do a lot of environmental camp-type stuff, usually with 4th-8th graders. at the end of the week when the kids would leave, me and my staff would have to go into their dorms and clean the whole place for the following week. so I've had to clean up many a women's bathroom, and even worse, many a bathroom used by tweenie-aged girls. I think they have a limit of how long they can hold a turd, because some of the things I've seen floating have no business coming out of a normal human being.
Damn Sledge You are my new hero. I would buy you a beer if you were in my city. You always make me Lulz.