Dear Woman , pt2

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Chaos Muffin, Aug 30, 2009.

  1. Chaos Muffin

    Chaos Muffin Misadventure Veteran

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    :lol 
     
  2. Embryoyo

    Embryoyo Destron

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    :lol 
     
  3. lars573

    lars573 Well-Known Member

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    Some women, like my mom, are INCREDIBLY picky about where they press their ass cheeks. She won't shit on public toilets, at all. So the women in that bookstore were infact dropping trou, leaning over and letting fly. Cause the restroom had a reputation for being dirty.
     
  4. megatronkicksas

    megatronkicksas Well-Known Member

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    Oh my gawd that's horrible
     
  5. Gingerchris

    Gingerchris Telly-headed Tyrant

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    It always amuses me those tampons that look like shotgun cartridges. I can just imagine a couple of guys, one of which has a double-barrelled shotgun, out in a dark foggy wood searching for an angry creature that emerges once every month and attacks men. Then there's this sound of breaking branches and one of the guys flips open the shotgun and loads two tampons.
     
  6. Toxicon

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    *writes down in notes for future novella*

    Cool story, bro.
     
  7. Spoon

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    I quite often don't flush in public, if only because I'm too scared to touch the flush button.
    Neither will I.

    It's a rule I have. I will never shit anywhere but my own home.

    I don't poo at friend's houses, because that can lead to some awkward situations.
     
  8. Dran0n

    Dran0n miss me w/ that

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    Never been in a women's bathroom. Dosen't seem to e worth the effort to go in one.
     
  9. Chaos Muffin

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    Why they hav'nt made those handles larger for our feet I don't know.
    < always uses foot for that.

    I would still like a damn scoring system installed on the yournals.
     
  10. AlphaPrime

    AlphaPrime Neo Autobot Commander

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    *walks in thread, reads, blinks, then walks out*

    Who knew women were so....dirty....(ain't ever been in a womens bathroom myself, now i'm glad heh) now i have seen a bad shit mess in a shelter at a county park, and the guys bathroom there ain't no fun either, scared to think what the women's one looks like now heh.
     
  11. kidnicky

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    I like trying to hit the cigarette butts. It's like a primitive video game!!
     
  12. Mumps

    Mumps <b><font color=blue>I voted for Super_Megatron and

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    Why not use toilet paper as a barrier between your hand and the handle? or your foot?
     
  13. kidnicky

    kidnicky Well-Known Member

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    How'd you find out?
     
  14. Optimus Sledge

    Optimus Sledge Yar har fiddle di dee

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    Please let it have been an unpleasant anal sex-related incident.
     
  15. kidnicky

    kidnicky Well-Known Member

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    That's what I was hoping for.
    I mean,that's what I was hoping for him to say,not what I was hoping for.
     
  16. KnightSaberAmi

    KnightSaberAmi Nyan Nyan

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    Usually the stores I visit the women's toilet is usually pretty clean but there are some that I can just wait till I get home. Wally World Esp. Seriously the Wally World was just renovated no more than 2 years ago and the Women's toilet looks like its been there 20 years. Absolutely Gross.
     
  17. blumpy2000

    blumpy2000 PENGUINS CAN'T FLY!!!

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    All the women's restrooms I've been in have been comparable to men's. I have heard plenty of restroom tampon stories that I wish I could wipe from my memory, so I know they exist.

    On a side note, I used to work at Chili's and one night someone shit in the urinal. That's disgusting and impressive at the same time. It's a public restroom!!! There's no stalls. It had to have been some speed pooping. Anyone could walk in and see you hovering where you clearly should NOT be hovering. Also it's at least a 10 foot waddle with your pants down to the nearest stall to get paper.
     
  18. firehawc_69

    firehawc_69 cloppers = ignore list

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    It's from years, nay decades, of being stuck in the pooper.
     
  19. Nachtsider

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    Maybe it was the venue of a coprophilia convention, with an audience watching the guy as he took his time forcing it out. And maybe he never bothered with loo paper, either.
     
  20. MetalRyde

    MetalRyde is an a-hole with a heart. RIP Spike and Mojo.

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    this thread make is making me celibate