Attention women: DO NOT HOVER! This only causes complications, see above. Instead, put a layer or 2 or 3 of toilet paper on the seat creating a barrier between the seat and your ass. When I need to shit in a public stall, I do this. It works. Yes I am a guy, but I too know of the horrors. Please see my previous story...
We like to use our tampons like medieval flails, and if they fall on the floor we refuse to touch them because the floor is nasty. But it's worth it for those tampon flail fights in the bathroom. They also make good tea. But back on topic, women are gross in bathrooms. I've gone into some where crap was smeared on the stall. I have no idea how that happens, or why... but it ends up like that. Women also tinkle on the seat and just kind of.. leave it there. I like the sign I saw a truckstop bathroom once: "If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seaty!" Good advice.
'If you go to the bog to drop a log, please make sure not on the floor'. 'Even if you're in a rush, please take time to wipe and flush'. Or the classic: 'We aim to please, so aim too please'.
I have. And I know other guys who've heard it too. Anyway, the worst I ever saw in a woman's restroom were rotting corpses and piles of shit so filthy they were actually alive. I even had a rather pleasant conversation with one.
My girlfriend leaves the room to fart. Except when she's sleeping. Bless her little sleeping farting self. *opens a window*
Makes you re-think the whole 'stick it in her pooper' thing right? ......... Or not....... Hey, I dunno what kind of weird shit people here are into.
Many women are fart ninjas. They slip them out with such stealth you never knew they were there. And the there is my sister. Who has farts of massive epicness. Just like me, and our farther.
Sweet one of these threads. Man, I always hear stories of women being far shittier than men at...well...shitting.
Why do Tampons smell weird.................................................I share a bathroom with one of my sisters...she just throws them in the trash bin beside the toilet and leaves me to suffer on trash day when they fall out and I have to pick up the sticky things and throw them away.
I once worked at a book store, the woman's restroom would always get wall shitted. Like, it looked like someone would just bend over and blast the fucking wall with liqua-shit. - and don't even get me started on used tampons and pads...
I stumbled into this thread looking for a funny story about women, but now, I can't seem to look stop reading...
Those pads are annoying they just stick to the side of the trash bins and you have to reach in there and pry them out.............................................the thing is though is the fact that they stay Damp. I'M SCARRED FOR LIFE!!!!!!!! AND WHY ARE THEY BLOODY!!!!!
Why? Apparently the homeschooling cirriculum is not enough,if you need a Transformers website to teach you why maxipads and tampons become bloody. Seriously,WTF?