Dear Woman , pt2

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Chaos Muffin, Aug 30, 2009.

  1. Mumps

    Mumps <b><font color=blue>I voted for Super_Megatron and

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    Attention women: DO NOT HOVER! This only causes complications, see above. Instead, put a layer or 2 or 3 of toilet paper on the seat creating a barrier between the seat and your ass. When I need to shit in a public stall, I do this. It works. Yes I am a guy, but I too know of the horrors. Please see my previous story...
     
  2. Deceptikitty

    Deceptikitty all about the hasubandos

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    We like to use our tampons like medieval flails, and if they fall on the floor we refuse to touch them because the floor is nasty. But it's worth it for those tampon flail fights in the bathroom.

    They also make good tea.

    But back on topic, women are gross in bathrooms. I've gone into some where crap was smeared on the stall. I have no idea how that happens, or why... but it ends up like that. Women also tinkle on the seat and just kind of.. leave it there. I like the sign I saw a truckstop bathroom once: "If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seaty!" Good advice.
     
  3. Gingerchris

    Gingerchris Telly-headed Tyrant

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    'If you go to the bog to drop a log, please make sure not on the floor'.

    'Even if you're in a rush, please take time to wipe and flush'.

    Or the classic: 'We aim to please, so aim too please'. :) 
     
  4. MushroomPrime

    MushroomPrime ******

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    Women have intestines? I never hear them fart.

    Ever.
     
  5. red4

    red4 Banned

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    I have. And I know other guys who've heard it too.

    Anyway, the worst I ever saw in a woman's restroom were rotting corpses and piles of shit so filthy they were actually alive. I even had a rather pleasant conversation with one.
     
  6. Gingerchris

    Gingerchris Telly-headed Tyrant

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    My girlfriend leaves the room to fart. Except when she's sleeping. Bless her little sleeping farting self. :) 

    *opens a window*
     
  7. Hiraga

    Hiraga BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL

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    Makes you re-think the whole 'stick it in her pooper' thing right? :lol 

    .........

    Or not.......

    Hey, I dunno what kind of weird shit people here are into.
     
  8. red4

    red4 Banned

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    Hahahaha. .... ahhh......
     
  9. megatronski

    megatronski Flamewar's strongest soldier

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    Why the frikin hell are we even talking about this??????
     
  10. Gingerchris

    Gingerchris Telly-headed Tyrant

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    It's the wonder of the internet. :) 
     
  11. lars573

    lars573 Well-Known Member

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    Many women are fart ninjas. They slip them out with such stealth you never knew they were there. And the there is my sister. Who has farts of massive epicness. Just like me, and our farther.
     
  12. Darkwing48

    Darkwing48 Heroic Decepticon

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    This happened at your local PopCopy right? (10 point of who got the reference.)
     
  13. Lucario Prime

    Lucario Prime is a Lucario Prime is...

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    Sweet one of these threads.

    Man, I always hear stories of women being far shittier than men at...well...shitting.
     
  14. Ace Convoy

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    Why do Tampons smell weird.................................................I share a bathroom with one of my sisters...she just throws them in the trash bin beside the toilet and leaves me to suffer on trash day when they fall out and I have to pick up the sticky things and throw them away.
     
  15. Drake

    Drake Smooth Is Smooth Baby

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    I mean come on do you really need to ask? Look at where they've been man!!!
     
  16. Dark_Convoy

    Dark_Convoy Old Bastard Veteran

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    I once worked at a book store, the woman's restroom would always get wall shitted. Like, it looked like someone would just bend over and blast the fucking wall with liqua-shit.

    - and don't even get me started on used tampons and pads...
     
  17. The Crazy Collector

    The Crazy Collector Well, that's just Prime!

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    I stumbled into this thread looking for a funny story about women, but now, I can't seem to look stop reading...
     
  18. Ace Convoy

    Ace Convoy Well-Known Member

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    Those pads are annoying they just stick to the side of the trash bins and you have to reach in there and pry them out.............................................the thing is though is the fact that they stay Damp.

    I'M SCARRED FOR LIFE!!!!!!!!

    AND WHY ARE THEY BLOODY!!!!!
     
  19. kidnicky

    kidnicky Well-Known Member

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    Why? Apparently the homeschooling cirriculum is not enough,if you need a Transformers website to teach you why maxipads and tampons become bloody.

    Seriously,WTF?
     
  20. Ace Convoy

    Ace Convoy Well-Known Member

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    I already know......but aren't those pad thingys supposed to absorb all that