So the fam & I were at this nice restaurant (Tripps) and my daughter says she has to poo. Usually I take her in the mens room and just hold her over the toliet and let her fire away, but I decided to hit the women's restroom for once. As I walk in, I notice a wonderful clean bathroom. The scent was nice and everything was so beautiful and shiny... until I opened the stall door. OMG. Do you all not flush because you're proud of leaving something so large behind, or is it just to piss off the next lady? Looked like a king sized Baby Ruth, had to wait for it to break in half when I flushed, would'nt go down the normal way. The scary part was it was some tiny old lady that was in there before us. Your right to yell at us for leaving the seat up or whatever has now been taken away!
Women topic aside, that's nothing. One time I walked into the men's bathroom at a local mall. After a quick wizz, I noticed something odd. I tapped open the handicap stall's door with the end of my boot only to find that the entire corner, walls, toilet, floor, and ceiling of the stall was completely splattered in shit that looked like it had the consistency of wet mud. The bastard that managed to do this even got it on the goddamn flush handle. It was so unbelievable I just stood there in amazement, staring at the sight. Even stranger was that it didn't smell at all. I then washed my hands and quickly left, thinking of the nightmare that soon awaited the poor soul who would have to clean that.
Yeah, when I looked at the door an employee lady said "go ahead it's fine" , I was like wut the hell. Plus I was curious & the place was empty. And a bit scared.
My mother used to take me into the women's bathroom when I was very little. All I remember is all the other women saying how cute I was and "Aww"ing at my toddlerness. And yeah, their bathroom was always cleaner and smelled nice. Heck, I even remember one that had an entire makeup room before the actual bathroom began. Complete with a whole sofa, table with magazines, and Kleenex even!
Women leave behind the dirtiest, most untidy bathroom stalls you'd imagine. It's not just the poo, it's the blood from their "lady days" that's left, it's the papers they used to clean themselves...thrown ON the garbage bin instead of inside...yeah, they can argue all they want about us not wiping ourselves after we're done peeing, but they're at the bottom of the bathroom chain.
Yeah, Women don't truly appreciate the amazingness of the bathrooms they are given. They squander their gifts.
I saw a turd at an elementray school that was coming out of the toilet. I'm guessing the kid started walking away while it was still exiting his body. I was shocked and amazed that someone could produce such a long specimen without it breaking.
i find that girl poop always has a distinct smell to it, that for some reason is less bearable than the ungodly stench a man can leave behind.
i hate when people dont flush in public. i went into a stall at my school and there was a rather large poo in the toilet. i was discusted and hurried out. a kid walked into the same stall after i left and i thought, oh shit! hes gonna think i did that!
This thread made me have bad flashbacks of my Younger years....................................... Old lady dumps are freakishly huge.
From everything I've heard where I work, all the cleaners say the ladies room is always worse to clean then the mens rooms. Plus they have a higher amount of broken toilets. I don't mean clogged/not flushing, I mean physically damaged seats and such.
I also have my own women's washroom shit story. I used to work as a janitor in a local supermarket. I cleaned up some disgusting stuff, but the womens washroom was the worst most disgusting part of the store. Ranking number 2 was the garbage compactor, number 3 the entire back area, and number 4, the mens washroom. I walked into the womens washroom one day and was greated by a stench worse than a giant pile of dead skunks. I looked in one of the stalls to find a mountain of shit and toilet paper in one of the toilets! These women kept shitting on top of this clogged toilet until it came right up to the fucking lid! And to make everything worse, a giant log topped the pile, which means the last woman to use that toilet DID NOT EVEN USE FUCKING TOILET PAPER! How fucking disgusting are people? Oh, yes, there was also vomit in the sink. Needless to say, I did NOT clean that up. I stuck an out of order sign on that stall and left.
I used to work at a 16-screen cinema...and I can tell you that by and large women are far more disgusting than guys. 1) They hover over the seats because they don't want to touch their asses to it, so they piss *and* shit all over everything and of course that compounds the problem of hovering, so it just gets worse and worse. 2) Guys don't have nasty, bloody tampons tossed about like they were candy at a parade. These reasons alone make women disgusting. True story!