Dear Shit Face, you owe us $16.96

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  1. Lance Halberd

    Lance Halberd oh hai

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    I have to admit, this made me lol.

    http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5h_4YRS9qvsTcB0sZVt3Az8FqSErwD8UHVJ300
     
  2. KA

    KA PENIS GOES WHERE?!!

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    heh. dear mr. face...
     
  3. Bryan

    Bryan ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

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    :lol 

    I bet his ass signed up with just that, and now he's playing stupid.

    Also, it bothers me that the AP would print an article using "an letter." Editors FTL.
     
  4. Takeshi357

    Takeshi357 "Research"

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    I'm suddenly reminded of a story I read somewhere...

    This guy was at a doctor, sitting in the waiting room, a nurse came out and was about to say the name of the next patient, instead she stared at the list, walked back into the office and spoke with her collague...she walked back into the reception room, cleared her throat and said "Mrs. Shithead?"

    And then, this black chick stood up, speaking with a really thick accent (I forget which accent, some southern one), "It's SHAW-THEED!". :D 
     
  5. pscoop

    pscoop Dead inside

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    Oops. :lol 

    I worked in collections and now I finance people for autos. Some of these people really are shitheads. You just can't tell them that.
     
  6. RandomFerret

    RandomFerret Fuzzy Forever

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    Somebody call Dr. Spaceman.
     
  7. Greenshadow0

    Greenshadow0 Well-Known Member

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    Grammar Police!
     
  8. Sunstorm9119

    Sunstorm9119 RC 1136

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    Sometimes these companies do this to themselves,

    For example, a friend of mine got me a subscription to Maxim magazine for my birthday a few years ago. Just for fun he addressed it to me by my nickname the Big Al Boski. After a few months I got a credit card application addressed to Mr. B. A. Boski! :wtf: 

    Tell me they didn't realize that wasn't a real name? :throw 
     
  9. seeker311

    seeker311 The Collector

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    " Ive told you before its not shit face, its Mr. shithead"
     
  10. Autovolt 127

    Autovolt 127 Get In The Titan, Prime!

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    :lol 
     
  11. Bryan

    Bryan ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

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    I hate you and I hate your posts. You contribute nothing and we should fight with knives.
     
  12. GW_Freak

    GW_Freak Banned

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    Remind me to Join the Sci-Fi book club under the name I.M. Cockmongler and then not pay...
     
  13. Jarodimus

    Jarodimus the guy with that scan Veteran TFW2005 Supporter

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    I'm with squirrelcar -- this dude TOTALLY signed up with that name and is now going a loooooooong way to avoid looking like a douche.

    Also, why the fuck do we need a law addressing use of profanity in debt collecting?!!

    I have no idea what mongling a cock would be, but I LOL'd pretty damned hard, anyway.



    *waits for knife fight* :popcorn 
     
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  14. Ops_was_a_truck

    Ops_was_a_truck JOOOLIE ANDREWWWWWS!!!!!!

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    This reminds me of when somebody was spamming my old Indiana e-mail. They had signed me up with the name "MOTHER FUCKER" and I kept getting e-mails with titles like, "Dear MOTHER, please try cialis!" or "Feeling bad about your penis, MOTHER? Try this!"
     
  15. Foster

    Foster Super Mod

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    Dude probably just wanted the new Justin Timberlake CD and couldn't bring himself to buy it in public.
     
  16. TheIncredibleHulk

    TheIncredibleHulk Find Gary Busey!

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  17. NotFastEnuff

    NotFastEnuff I'm a smartass...

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    If I were the guy at the collection agency, as soon as I got the court documents, I report the claimant to the USPS for opening Mr. Shithead's mail. If it wasn't him, why'd he open it? Isn't mail tampering a federal offence?








    Oh, what a twist!
     
  18. Omnius

    Omnius Well-Known Member

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    I used to work for a company that received a wide variety of forms submitted by members of the public - we used to scan them, and OCR software would automatically read the forms, and we would then correct any typos. We were told that we had to accept whatever was written on the forms, regardless of profanity. I once received a form that had been filled in by a Mr Fuck You, living in the small town of Go Fuck Yourself - and I had to put it through. Sounds to me like Mr Shit Head only has himself to blame for this one.
     
  19. Team Jetfire

    Team Jetfire Pop-POP!

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    Perhaps these people are related somehow?
     
  20. Omnius

    Omnius Well-Known Member

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    Let's see if Shit Head lives in Go Fuck Yourself too. :D 
     

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