Dear "Dear Threads"...

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by artoni, Mar 18, 2009.

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  1. Motor_Master

    Motor_Master Lets the balls touch

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    After you make me a sammich... and no mayo this time ;) 

    Seriously though, while I do a lot of things for my girlfriend, I draw the line at doing everything for her. Plus she would kick my ass if I ever tried to.
     
  2. chapsy

    chapsy Well-Known Member

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    not me.
    If I so much as look at one now I'll see Optimus Sledge's junk staring me in the face.
     
  3. Sage o' G-fruit

    Sage o' G-fruit Critics gonna critique

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    I'm not going to BE at BotCon. :p 

    He's no good for you, he's got a face. And a soul.

    I'm off to recetify that.
     
  4. Pravus Prime

    Pravus Prime Wields Mjolnir!

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    :sly:  :confused: 

    Drive all the gas in your car? A "You're Doing it Wrong" demotivational poster would be appropriate here.
     
  5. Optimus Sledge

    Optimus Sledge Yar har fiddle di dee

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    That'll be why Atlas wants one.
     
  6. artoni

    artoni Fangirl

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    I'm a woman, I'm allowed to make mistakes like that.

    Use all the gas in my car would be more appropriate, though technically...eh!
     
  7. Foster

    Foster Haslab Victory Saber Backer #3 Veteran

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    Dear Chivalrous Man,

    Knock that shit off. You are making the rest of us look bad with that roses, jewelry and listening to them routine. They wear slacks now. At least the ones who want our jobs do.

    Dear Artoni,

    Stop loaning your wheels to losers. And your couch.
     
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  8. Brawlastator

    Brawlastator Well-Known Member

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    Fixed. ;) 
     
  9. artoni

    artoni Fangirl

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    And then I will eat all the sammiches myself MUHUHAHAHAHAHA.
     
  10. Brawlastator

    Brawlastator Well-Known Member

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    Just so long as you're in the kitchen you're good.


    Oh, and Hot Pockets=/=Sammiches.
    ;) 
     
  11. Atlas

    Atlas Supreme Commander

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    How did you know! lmao
     
  12. ToSte

    ToSte Well-Known Member

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    Is that some sort of riddle? How can I be alone if I'm with other people?
     
  13. Grimlocka go-go

    Grimlocka go-go Back from the Dead TFW2005 Supporter

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  14. MushroomPrime

    MushroomPrime ******

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    Dear Woman

    Stop making silly double standards : P
     
  15. Motor_Master

    Motor_Master Lets the balls touch

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    Sounds like that birthday present is starting to pay off.
     
  16. artoni

    artoni Fangirl

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    Dear Man;

    You first.
     
  17. MushroomPrime

    MushroomPrime ******

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    Dear Woman

    NO U
     
  18. Brawlastator

    Brawlastator Well-Known Member

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    I'm still waiting on my goddanged sammiches!
     
  19. artoni

    artoni Fangirl

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    Dear Man;

    Chocolate or GTFO.
     
  20. Insane Galvatron

    Insane Galvatron is not insane. Really!

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    Dear Woman,

    Why are the men expected to always put the seat down when we are done? In this day of equality for women, why can't you always put the seat up when you are done? You are a big girl and are just as capable of lifting it as we are lowering it. Furthermore, why is this even an issue? We are to check the status of the seat before we do anything. If it's down, we are to lift it. Why can't you do the same? Check it before you go. If it's up, you just put it down!

    Love,
    Man
     
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