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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by artoni, Mar 18, 2009.

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  1. artoni

    artoni Fangirl

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    (In response to http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/general-discussion/223764-dear-woman.html)

    1. When I'm on webcam showing my friends my toys, stop asking to see me sans shirt. Also stop asking to see my feet. That's just kind of creepy.

    2. When I deny any of the above said requests, calling me a 'dyke' and/or 'bitch' and/or any other name is not going to make me warm up to you. Aside from going "AAAAAW LOOKIE DA LITTLE PRETEEN I BET HIM NOT EVEN IN PUBERTY YET."

    3. No, it is not ok to drive all the gas in my car and not fill it up. It is also not ok to leave a crapton of trash in there.

    4. IF YOU EAT MY HOT POCKETS AGAIN AND DON'T TELL ME THE BOX IS EMPTY I'M GOING TO SHOVE A BOX RIGHT UP YOUR BUM, YOU BUM!

    5. It is good to treat womankind with respect. It is not good to treat us as though we're going to break if we open a door and/or do any other sort of work ourselves.

    6. Take out the trash. Seriously.

    7. Take a shower. Seriously.

    8. Get off the couch. Seriously.

    9. Why the hell did you get me 'Cooking Mama' for my birthday? Are you trying to tell me something?

    10. It's ok to read the instructions and ask for directions! Really! It's not going to make you look like less than a man if you go for some kind of help! It is going to make you look like an idiot if you end up forcing peg B into slot 12 and as soon as you get up and go "TADAAA" it bursts into flame.

    In closing, I have a quote from my dear friend:

     
  2. Optimus Sledge

    Optimus Sledge Yar har fiddle di dee

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    See this is the problem with women:
    Mixed messages. One minute it's all "I am not a sex object," next it's "hey, kinky bum fun!" How are we supposed to know? Women. :rolleyes: 
     
  3. artoni

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    Hot Pockets or GTFO.
     
  4. Grimlocka go-go

    Grimlocka go-go Back from the Dead TFW2005 Supporter

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  5. Optimus Sledge

    Optimus Sledge Yar har fiddle di dee

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    It's always hot in my pockets, baby.
     
  6. Atlas

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    These things I do, the rest ive never done. Except open the door for women I do alot, but out of respect.
     
  7. artoni

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    I had a boyfriend who would pretty much not let me do anything for myself. This was the same one who gave me Cooking Mama.

    Yeah. :|
     
  8. Grimlocka go-go

    Grimlocka go-go Back from the Dead TFW2005 Supporter

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    ^Ha, sounds like a keeper :D 


    NEED BIGGER LIST!
     
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    chapsy Resident Brony

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  10. Optimus Sledge

    Optimus Sledge Yar har fiddle di dee

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    I know how to treat the ladies.
     
  11. Sage o' G-fruit

    Sage o' G-fruit Critics gonna critique

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    5. I think I have a good amount of respect for womankind. I hold open doors, but I don't help with easy jobs like opening a fridge door. If I ever get a girlfriend, I think I can handle that respect.

    6. No

    7. No

    8. No.

    :p 
     
  12. Grimlocka go-go

    Grimlocka go-go Back from the Dead TFW2005 Supporter

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    Easier than retyping :D 
     
  13. Grimlocka go-go

    Grimlocka go-go Back from the Dead TFW2005 Supporter

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    Dude, i'm staying up wind to you at botcon :lolol 
     
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    You tell us not to ask for boobs, but you pose the camera at your chest and not your face, what do you expect?
     
  15. Synical

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    Dear woman, stop stealing men's list ideas......I keed, I keed...
     
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    Dear Woman,

    Man what a bitch! BTW I would have thrown out the empty box of hot pockets but the trash was full and heaven help me if something falls on the floor. Also how can you accuse me of driving all the gas out of your car and trashing it if I'm on the couch all the time? As for the "Cooking Mama" yes that was a hint, LEARN TO COOK SOMETHING OTHER THAN HOT POCKETS, my colon can't take much more and neither can the toilet. If you made me an actual meal every now and then perhaps the bathroom wouldn't reek of unprocessed waste and lilacs (or what ever sent that's suppose to be in the glade plug-in) and I could take a shower.

    As for directions, do I look like I can read, French, Spanish, Japanese, German, Klingon? If someone hadn't ripped the one page of English directions then perhaps I wouldn't have to pull my hair put putting this piece of particle board crap together.

    Love,

    Man

     
  17. artoni

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    Motor_Master?

    Marry me. Over the internet.

    RIGHT NOW.
     
  18. Atlas

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    To let a woman do nothing for herself is a little much I think. You have to know when stop or it will become insulting. lol
     
  19. megatronkicksas

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    Gah my brother does same thing I freaking hate that:banghead: 

    Also :lolol 
     
  20. Atlas

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    Damn it now I want some hot pockets! :( 
     
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