deadpool vs chuck norris

Discussion in 'Comic Books and Graphic Novels' started by jackets, Oct 2, 2009.

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who would win

Poll closed Oct 4, 2009.
  1. deadpool

    25.0%
  2. chuck norris

    64.3%
  3. tie

    10.7%
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  1. jackets

    jackets Gamer/Anime fan

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    what the title says
     
  2. Mechafire

    Mechafire Veteran TFW2005 Supporter

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    Duke Nukem.
     
  3. Toxicon

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  4. TheIncredibleHulk

    TheIncredibleHulk Find Gary Busey!

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    I think you just divided by zero
     
  5. jackets

    jackets Gamer/Anime fan

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  6. Bryan

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    ...I feel like it's insanely obvious that there's a poll going on in here. What about it are you not clear on? ;) 

    I'm going with Chuck Norris. Either they're both the "real" versions (Chuck wins versus a comic book character), or they're both their fictional versions (a nigh-omnipotent being versus a superpowered Merc With A Mouth).

    Also, I was just never a big Deadpool fan. I'm sure he's great, just never got into him.
     
  7. Mechafire

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    I think it's painfully obvious that Chuck Norris would be the victor.
     
  8. Dran0n

    Dran0n Junk male

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    Chuck Motherf*cking Norris.
     
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    Didn't see it at first. ;) 

    Anyway, Chuck Norris would destroy Deadpool. Like, Deadpool wouldn't exist afterwards.
     
  10. Knightsword

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    Knowing Deadpool, he may just believe everything they say about Chuck Norris.
     
  11. Atomsplitter

    Atomsplitter Needs a new title.

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    He's got balls of steel.
     
  12. General Magnus

    General Magnus Da Custodes of the Emprah

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  13. Beastbot X

    Beastbot X The Toad Knows.

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    Yeah, Chuck Norris. Regeneration doesn't work against Norris' roundhouse kick.
     
  14. libeskind

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    I fricking LOL'd.

    Deadpool would ask Chuck to roundhouse kick him in the face and after waking up from coma as his autograph.
     
  15. JetRaid

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    Whats with the VS threads? Hey! Im going to go make one now!
     
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    Chuck Norris. His tears can cure cancer. Where did you think Deadpool got his healing factor from?
     
  17. batcam11

    batcam11 SHINIGAMI CHOP!!!

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    Chuck Norris and why?Cause he can do a Ultimate Falcon Punch..from his chin!(and without sacreficing himself)
     
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    On the internet, Chuck Norris will always win.
     
  19. Unicron the Pla

    Unicron the Pla Cybertronian Accountant

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    Chuck Norris Hands down he is unstoppable, he has a fist underneath his bearded. And he is friends with Mr. T so they would team up Mr. T will use his pity so deadpool woundlnt be able to move or talk and Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick him.
     
  20. bumblebot98

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    This is Retarded,so im not voting.
     
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