Dead man in mortuary impregnates woman

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  1. SCPrime

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    Yeah, that's a classy website. What's the latest with Bat Boy?
     
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    reminds me of Clerks...
     
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    article forwarded to me by a friend. First time I've visited the site. So site/article not to be trusted I assume?
     
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    The article has a picture of John Locke from LOST.
     
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    Shit article/site BTW.
     
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    She must have been desperate to have sex with anybody, including a corspe.
     
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    Elita_One Метал для життя

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    *walks away slowly*
     
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    But if there's no blood flow, how...

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    ...actually, I do not want to know.
     
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    If a man had impregnated a dead woman, would she have given birth to a zombie?
     
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    Nope. Womans dead, so egg isn't fertilized and doesn't move into the womb.
    Still, bad site. News is definately fake.
     
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    thread won :lol 

    It's not physically possible. without blood, no erection.

    Bitch is screwed up anyway, that kid can't be the deceased guy's.
     
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    the old stiffy still as the mojo
     
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    And thus the first zombie came to be.
     
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    I'd like to see MythBusters take a crack at this! :lol 
     
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    Ghost sperm. Who ya gonna call?
     
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    just wrong....
     
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    Rigor Mortis, QE-THIS-D *points to dilznick*.
     

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