Davy Crockett's 5 year old relative kills bear

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  1. Doctor Ingenious

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    I'm just not sure why this is that impressive.

    Way to go, kid, you shot something that didn't know it was supposed to be hiding.
     
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    Is this one of those "hunts" where they let the animal out of a cage 50 feet away and pump lead into it after three minutes of freedom?

    Call me when the kid can do it with a muzzleloader.
     
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    Meh, he's behind, Davy Crockett killed a bear when he was 3.
     
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    which means he'll be 52 when he comes across the alamo?
     
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    I always thought the guy who sang that said "bar" instead of "bear". That would have been one GIN-soaked toddler.
     
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    Besides getting drunk, I've never understood the pleasure in recreational hunting. Rather stupid if you ask me.
     
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    Uh-oh... can of worms = opened.
     
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    He did say "bar", which is redneck for "bear." Kinda like how "tar" is "tire" and "far" is "fire".
     
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    And sister = wife.
     
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    I've always figured if hunting is going to justify its "sport" claim then there has to be some real challenge. If a 2.5-year-old can kill a dear and 5-year-old can kill a 400lb bear, then a hunter of peak age and ability has to kill bears with a pocket knife, or the bears get head-mounted lasers. At the very least this would all make for good youtube.
     
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    Is this legal? What do people get out of killing animals? Especially using guns.

    If they were legit, they'd fight the animal naked and without weapons.
     
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    Meat.
     
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    I hope they're not eating a bear.
     
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    Is it legal? Asks the guy from the home of seal clubbing...

    I keed, I keed. And I'm with you on legit hunting--man up and go toe to toe fairly. I'm still hoping for Jurassic Park to be real one day so that I can hunt raptors with a baseball bat with nails.
     
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    I did just come home from Seal Clubbing :

    [​IMG]

    Quite fun if I do say so myself.
     
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    :lolol 

    I love it! :D 
     
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    LOL :lol 
    People complain about that? Damn, looks like fun.
     
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    If it was with his bare hands, then I would be impressed.
     
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    Guns are cheating! .... wait a minute, that says he killed deer when he was 2 1/2, who let's a 2 1/2 yr old have a gun?!
     

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