David Beckham: How to Fail in American Sports 101

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  1. Tenebrouser

    Tenebrouser Craft...or is it crap?

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  2. Foster

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    Blown knee, eh?

    I volunteer to plow his wife while he's on the mend.
     
  3. funkatron101

    funkatron101 TFW2005 Supporter

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    She looks like the most boring lay in the world. Teach her a thing or two, will ya?
     
  4. pscoop

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    Atta boy.

    Foster, always willing to make the ultimate sacrifice for his fellow man.





    By plowing his wife.
     
  5. Jux

    Jux Please, call me Steve. Veteran

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    Dear world,

    We don't care about soccer.

    Love,

    USA
     
  6. Liokaiser

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    He took a nasty kick to the chest in one highlight I saw.
     
  7. Team Jetfire

    Team Jetfire Pop-POP!

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    How cold such a sure thing not work out?

    Right...it is soccer.
     
  8. Lance Halberd

    Lance Halberd oh hai

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    Nah, they'll just get one of those fancy sex hammocks so he can get in most positions without putting pressure on his knee.
     
  9. funkatron101

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    Are you speaking from experience?
     
  10. Paladin

    Paladin Have Zord, Will Travel

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    As always, Jux is correct.
     
  11. Lance Halberd

    Lance Halberd oh hai

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    Nah. Luckily, I've never had a knee injury.
     
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    Beckham's just another over-rated and over-paid English footballer, who spends a quarter of their career off with injury.
     
  13. theLostSeeker

    theLostSeeker Well-Known Member

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    :lol 

    You forgot hockey…
     
  14. Spartan Prime

    Spartan Prime is an apathetic douchebag

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    Amen. I wouldn't jump in her drawers if I was getting paid to. Creepy, fake-tan, butch-haircut wearing, bug-eyed, pig-nosed, tramp.
     
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    Yep, not my type either.
     
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    P.S. Stop calling it football, it just soils the name of real football.
     
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    Football was around before football.
     
  18. Foster

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  19. unicron's blues

    unicron's blues I need to get rich!

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    She was much hotter...and relevant 10 years ago.

    QFT
     
  20. ckhtiger

    ckhtiger old skool fool

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    I couldn't believe pictures of her when I saw her recently. she looks horrible, and I was like "that's who the most famous guy in europe married!?!"
     

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