Darren Aronofsky's NOAH

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    I thought God say 2 of Every Animal,not Snakes.
     
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    I've totally been waiting for a Snakes on a Plane prequel.

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    Wouldn't be hilarious if Moses brought in a pair of Black Swans in his Ark? :lol 
     
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    Good grief that's a lot of Snakes

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    I'm really excited for this movie because I love the biblical story and the cast includes some of my favorite actors and actresses working today: Russell Crowe, Emma Watson, Logan Lerman, Anthony Hopkins, and Jennifer Connelly. I am also a fan of the director's previous work.
     
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    It actually doesn't look half bad. I can't help but laugh, though, at all the people freaking out over it. The atheists seem to think it's an attempt to indoctrinate them. Some Christian and Jews aren't too keen on the depiction of Noah and the story. Everyone apparently needs get off their high-horses and remember that it's just a movie, a.k.a. an attempt by Hollywood to make money in the form of a +/-2hr film the primary purpose of which is to entertain.

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    I'm tired of these motherfarking snakes on my motherfarking ark..
     
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    The story of Noah actually comes from Ancient Sumeria.
     
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    Actually if I may, the story of the Great Flood comes from ancient Sumeria. Slight difference, there was a Noah analog in there, name of Atra-Hasis.

    Let's keep this thread away from getting too close to the verboten religious discussion please. Let's keep it on the movie and it's qualities as a movie, and not on the whole potential furor surrounding it, as hard as that may be.
     
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    Looks good, but this movie better have some ancient aliens, dammit.
     
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    aw damn it, he forgot the dinosaurs again. :lol 
     
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    NOAH Trailer Sneak Peek


    Don't worry, he gave them to Michael Bay to blow them up.
     
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