D_C's adventures at the movies (and running into old F-buddies)

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  1. Dark_Convoy

    Dark_Convoy Old Bastard Veteran

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    So, my wife and my 4 sons and I all went to see cars this afternoon, and who sits down in the seats right in front of us but one of my old F-buddies, her 4 kids and her husband!

    My wife instantly recognized her (they knew each other in high school) and pointed her out to me... it was really really weird, as we were getting up to leave she turned around (the old f-buddy) and made direct eye contact with me for what seemed like forever but didn't say anything...

    On the way home my wife kept saying - "yep, she still looks like a whore."

    Then we get home, my wife immediately sends the kids to their room, then drags me into our room and proceeds to... well you get the point.

    Now she has been acting weird all after noon and won't stop saying, "you know I love you."

    I finally asked her if she felt insecure about that girl, and she goes, "No why would I, she's a whore."

    ...*sigh* you know, I never had any feelings for that girl, it was just sex, and her and I broke it off a long time before I met my wife, and she was a total psycho... oh well, I'm sure she'll get over it in a few days. :redface2: 
     
  2. omega knight

    omega knight Chibi lancelot launch

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    wow after reading that well im speachless
     
  3. Seth Buzzard

    Seth Buzzard R.I.P. Buzzbeak Content Contributor

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    How did you like the movie?
     
  4. Dalarsco

    Dalarsco Kickback=ROCK

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    Wow, is your wife ever territorial. At least it manifests itself in very nice ways.:D 
     
  5. FreshDebesh

    FreshDebesh <b><font color=brickred>oye chak de phatte!</font> Veteran

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    It happens. I'm sure if the situation was reversed, you'd feel a little awkward around the guy. You're right, I'm sure it will pass in a few days.
     
  6. Dark_Convoy

    Dark_Convoy Old Bastard Veteran

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    :lol  You know, the best part of that is it won't ever happen - my wife has only slept with one other guy besides me, and I could shut his skinny ass down in one punch. :D 
     
  7. FreshDebesh

    FreshDebesh <b><font color=brickred>oye chak de phatte!</font> Veteran

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    Dude, you're smart. That's the way to go.
     
  8. Omnibus Prime

    Omnibus Prime I'm too old for this shit TFW2005 Supporter

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    Don't take this the wrong way or anything, but maybe that's why she's kinda weirded out. The fact that in your experiences, you even had f-buddies could make someone who's only ever slept with two guys feel awkward.

    Thankfully, I don't think I'll ever find myself in this scenario. My and my girlfriend's social circles didn't cross until we met/started going out, so we don't know anybody in common pre-'99 or so.
     
  9. KA

    KA PENIS GOES WHERE?!!

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    gotta love make up/territorial sex.

    angry sex! angry sex!
     
  10. Gigatron_2005

    Gigatron_2005 President of Calendars

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    Wow. I've been lol'ing in this thread like it was a Fuzzy.
     
  11. KA

    KA PENIS GOES WHERE?!!

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    teh fuzzie its is spreding halp
     
  12. Gigatron_2005

    Gigatron_2005 President of Calendars

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    HALP! HALP!! Send tocas!!!
     
  13. Razorclaw

    Razorclaw Are ya gonna draw pistols

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    :hookday  :hookday  :hookday  :hookday 

    Tocas a' coming!! Tocas a' coming!!

    Ah, nuts

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    I TRIPPED!
     
  14. Mr. Jiggles

    Mr. Jiggles loves your mother.

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    becas i dnot no what yew are takling abowt. waht is proceeds. she maed yew play wit tarnsfromers?
     
  15. CripNite

    CripNite That Whack Canuck Dude

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    There's only one way to resolve this conflict: a threesome. Or at worst, wife swapping.
     
  16. Star Sabre James

    Star Sabre James <b>The JUICE</b> TFW2005 Supporter

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    I think you should make your wife feel like the sexiest woman in the world. Then make Kinky sweet love to her. That should calm her down.

    :tocas
     
  17. Dark_Convoy

    Dark_Convoy Old Bastard Veteran

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    ...I usually do.
     
  18. FreshDebesh

    FreshDebesh <b><font color=brickred>oye chak de phatte!</font> Veteran

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    It's not kinky and sweet unless you have the main ingredient: :hookday 
     
  19. KA

    KA PENIS GOES WHERE?!!

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    food sex?

    like topper harley?
     
  20. Wreckgar

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    Happy Fathers Day huh?
     

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