Man. I hope someone at least had the common decency to videotape the whole affair, and then upload it to the appropriate video sharing site.
Tough to do a blumpkin in the trough... They have Trough's all over the U.S. ... All the gay bars locally use them in the men's restrooms.
People cheer for two people having sex with each other... Kinda sounds like the ending of a popular, ultra-violent British movie. *If anyone guesses which movie I'm referencing, they get a free cookie*