Create your own "Give me your face" scenario

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  1. aman345

    aman345 Well-Known Member

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    I'll go first

    (At a Baskin Robbins)

    Cashier: I'm sorry sir but we're out of chunky monkey.

    (Sam walks in): Guess who got the last scoop of chunky monkey?

    (Optimus turns back to cashier): You lied to us! Give me your face!!
     
  2. Nachtsider

    Nachtsider Banned

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    Optimus: "I hate threads with forced memes as their basis. Give me your face!"
     
  3. aman345

    aman345 Well-Known Member

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    Yeah i know just trying to kill some time until the screening tonight. Also need a good laugh right about now :D 
     
  4. Kraken2009

    Kraken2009 Megatron's Right Hand

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    Lol, come on, I want to see more!
     
  5. Wheeljack94

    Wheeljack94 Autobot Lycan

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    (while confronting someone who talks shit about you)

    person: get outta my space!!!!!!

    you: give me your face!!!:ev: 
     
  6. sideswipe88

    sideswipe88 Stig's Asian Cousin

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    *Car door whacks OP and scratches paint

    Optimus: You foolish fleshling, you scratched my paint! GIVE ME YOUR TINY FACE!
     
  7. tpainzbro

    tpainzbro Well-Known Member

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    You get in an accident.

    Person- hey man I am sorry I don't have insurance and I won be able to pay for this

    Me- YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS!!! GIVE ME YOUR FACE
     
  8. aman345

    aman345 Well-Known Member

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    (around the water cooler)

    Optimus chats with Sentinel Prime

    Optimus: So I told her "Give me your face", and before I knew it we were knocking metal"

    Sentinel: You've learned well :D 
     
  9. Wheeljack94

    Wheeljack94 Autobot Lycan

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    Optimus to the fallen:

    Optimus: GIVE ME YOUR FACE!
    The Fallen:gimmie gimmie never gets.
     
  10. Nachtsider

    Nachtsider Banned

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    Okay, I think I'll take back what I said earlier. This one genuinely made me laugh - the innuendo gives it originality. :lol 
     
  11. Wheeljack_Prime

    Wheeljack_Prime Don't eat me

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    *Optimus walks into a cosmetic surgeon's office*

    Optimus: I'm having a midlife crisis. I think I need a makeover of some kind. Give me your face!
     
  12. seekerblackout

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    optimus-GIVE ME YOUR FACE!
    bonecrusher-RAWR,I HATE MY FACE ANYWAY,YOU CAN HAVE IT!
     
  13. transformervic1

    transformervic1 HI!

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    :lol 

    i know some are viewing the movie, but lets keep this thread going!

    :popcorn 
     
  14. doworkson123

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    lol, well done.
     
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    optimus-GIVE ME YOUR FACE!
    megatron-but you already took half of it!
     
  16. megatron66

    megatron66 OD'd on candy

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    Fallen: ...Dont you know your manners yet?
    Prime: PLEASE GIVE ME YOUR FACE!
     
  17. XxGeck0xX

    XxGeck0xX デストロン 情報

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    Megatron: Now that we are in space there's nothing you can do.
    Optimus prime: I don't care if we are in space, Give me your face
     
  18. protocida

    protocida Well-Known Member

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    [​IMG]
    "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!"

    [​IMG]
    "Hmn..."
     
  19. Sonicpower451

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    Me:*Somebody breaks in my room* "You picked the wrong house! Give me your face!"
     
  20. THEdeathsHEAD

    THEdeathsHEAD Lockdown's #1 Fan

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    *Sentinel and Optimus are fighting.*
    SP:Give me your arm! *takes OP's arm*
    OP:Arrgh!..GIVE ME YOUR FACE! *lunges forward*
    Megatron:Hey guys whatcha do... *OP takes megs face*
    OP:Sorry my bad.
     

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