Crazy toy laws and the people who set them

Discussion in 'Transformers Toy Discussion' started by CZ Hazard, Nov 8, 2009.

  1. CZ Hazard

    CZ Hazard Sons of Unicron PTT

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    Looking at the thread about a Fort Max reissue led me onto the toy safety laws listed on TFwiki, which in turn led me to this little gem.

    http://theswca.com/textf/toydeath-suitexcerpt.gif

    Apparently the BSG toys which first called the alarm on missile firing toys was "shaped like a penis, which almost beckons small children to put the toy in their mouth".
    Who (other than Toyfare) looks at a toy and thinks, "oh yeah, that's a cock effigy right there" and what did they make of Slugslinger?
     
  2. firehawc_69

    firehawc_69 cloppers = ignore list

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  3. SilverDragon

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    wut

    Because something looks like a penis, I want to put it in my mouth? I may lean that way, but I'm not into oral!
     
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    I think that little excerpt says more about the person who wrote it than safety.

    "These pictures you gave me are disgusting!"

    "They're ink blots, What they look like is totally up to the viewer's imagination and desires."

    "Don't give me that! These are all pictures of naked little boys! That has you be your fault, you pervert!"
     
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    This thread is a waste of bandwidth.
     
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    Could we get a little more information? I do I mean a little less?
     
  8. iron maniac

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    uhhhhh......what?? :confused: 
     
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    Life is harder if you see cocks everywhere.
     
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    Did I read that wrong?
    At the bottom this genius says that the missile is poorly designed because it catches in the vocal cords rather than shooting straight into the lungs.... I know I would much rather have my kid go to the hospital because he inhaled a missile, rather than having to have it pulled out of his throat.
     
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    Kaymac I'M REALLY FEELIN' IT!

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    What the hell kinda creepo wrote this?
     
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    What has been read...cannot be unread.

    In a world as vast as ours it's no real surprise that there are opinions like that floating around out there, but seriously :crazy: 
     
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    What toy is this?
     
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