Crash? Pfffft, more like Transwarp Wave amirite?

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  1. Grimlock_13

    Grimlock_13 Rattrap Teabag

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  2. rapid_fire

    rapid_fire TFW2005 Supporter

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    I can't imagine a second moon ever getting enough speed to merge into the bigger moon like that, unless it came from out of orbit.. but either way, its still a big useless chunk of rock in the sky
     
  3. netkid

    netkid Where's my Goddamn shoe!

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    Funny thing is the day before this news was announced, I was watching the final episode of "Men In Black: The Series" on the Hub and in it, Kay tells Jay that Earth once had 2 moons 6,000 years ago, but a misguided alien missile destroyed it.
     
  4. Aernaroth

    Aernaroth <b><font color=blue>I voted for Super_Megatron and Veteran

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    Calling the collision event "The big splat" makes me giggle a little bit. This is some pretty cool news, and there's a lot of pretty solid evidence behind it. I wonder how the same evidence could be applied to the theory that the differences in moon topography are due to the original extraterrestrial impact that supposedly created the moon, though.

    You don't need speed when you've got momentum and time.

    Also, yeah, the tides are pretty useless, to say nothing of all the social applications of the moon.
     
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  5. cheetorBWORG

    cheetorBWORG Cheetor Fan

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    -Looks at your response-

    "Useless"

    "Moon"

    ... Does not compute.
     
  6. VaderPrime1

    VaderPrime1 Prepare for termination!

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  7. Stryker055

    Stryker055 Josh Boyfriend

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    Yeah, that mushy red blob in your chest is pretty useless, too.
     
  8. Trenner Dios

    Trenner Dios Humility > Huge Ego

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    To be fair, without the moon the idea of werewolves may never have come about. And without werewolves, Twilight may never have been written.

    Therefore I posit that the moon should have been destroyed many, many years ago.
     
  9. The Dark Seeker

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    Imagine what would have been written if there were two moons......
     
  10. guard convoy

    guard convoy The Big Daddy

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    oh great, double the amount of shirtless dudes, just what we all need
     
  11. Trenner Dios

    Trenner Dios Humility > Huge Ego

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    It is still cool to hate on Twilight, right? Just making sure.
     
  12. MetalRyde

    MetalRyde is an a-hole with a heart.

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    it will never be uncool to hate twilight.
     
  13. rapid_fire

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    jerk
     
  14. Darkwing48

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    Thanks to Optimus Primal, that "moon" would have destroyed the Earth.

    Next article Land on Earth was caused by drifting asteroid. Took hundreds of thousands of years to separate into continents with erosion.
     

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