Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by KingGrimlock, Sep 25, 2009.
Muggers left six-inch knife in victim's bum | Metro.co.uk
Well, I'm just glad that she's okay now.
How the FUCK do you not notice that for 4 months?!?!?!?!
Maybe it found it's way into a pocket dimension? Next thing you know, they'll find a couch in there.
And it sounds like they were taking stabs in the dark when it comes to diagnosis. Government healthcare at it's finest!
To be fair, when somebody is complaining of stomach pains, 'take an X-ray of her butt' wouldn't be the first thing that would come to my mind, either.
Also, heh "stabs in the dark".
Also also, my favorite comment in the link has to be "if you look closely, you can actually see the outline of her ass cheeks".
I wonder how they'll get it out. Perhaps they'll use some butter to slide it out...
But seriously, how the hell?!?
I hope it didn't do too much damage to the bladder or anything else it may have scraped up against in the four months of not knowing.
she must have a really fat ass to not really notice it for that long.
... when 'stick it in her pooper' fails ...
it really never was the best silution and it doesnt apply to everything.
ive heard many stories of foreign objects up people's bum... but this beats them all.
i thought this was going to be about a bomb getting dropped.
I wonder if he went through any x-ray scanners or metal detectors during that time.
I doubt it. But hell, seeing as knife insertion is pretty much designed to cause excruciating pain, how do you just not notice for months as a razor sharp blade slices you up some every time you walk.
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