Couple call their baby Superman

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  1. Draven

    Draven Banned

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    http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070808/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_newzealand_name
    "It's okay, dear! Since we can't give our baby an absolutely cretinious name we'll give him one that will still get the shit kicked out of him at school anyway, and just refer to him by the cretinous one!"
     
  2. wavelength

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    now why are only the stupid people breeding?
     
  3. aussiehippy

    aussiehippy Au contraire, Blackadder.

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    I'd rather be called Superman than 4real.
    That sounds like a third-rate rapper's nom-de-plume.
     
  4. Rodimus Major

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    Be sure to post the article in 16 or so years when this kid kills his parents. We should start raising legal funds for him now.
     
  5. Bryan

    Bryan ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

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    RL AWs.

    Gotta believe drug use, or a history thereof, factors into this somewhere.
     
  6. hanwombat

    hanwombat I'm not a Wombat really..

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    Poor child
     
  7. KA

    KA PENIS GOES WHERE?!!

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    i refer you to the recent idiocracy thread.
     
  8. Sycia

    Sycia Draconian Faction

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    Children should be given the choice to legally change their names when they turn 16 or so.

    May seem fun to the parents, but they're not the ones getting the bullying and teasing coming the kid's way.
     
  9. butz

    butz slippery when wet

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    I agree with the notion that drug use has to be a factor here.
    Maybe I'm totally misunderstanding New Zealand and its culture though? Maybe theres something about that place where a name like "4Real" isn't as absolutely retarded sounding there as it is here? Nah, theres no way that couldn't be universally retarded.
     
  10. Brandon

    Brandon This is important work.

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    Superman 4Real Wheaton.


    Nice ring to it.
     
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    Because the smart people are intelligent enough to use contraceptives and birth control?
     
  12. ILoveDinobot

    ILoveDinobot Arise Rodimus Prime

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    hahahaha :thumb  good call!
     
  13. smkspy

    smkspy is one nice fucking kitty

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    I'm gonna name my kid Ghost Rider I think. At least it sounds better than Superman.
     
  14. Keiichitron

    Keiichitron Not a physicist, dammit

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    Why didn't they just change it to Phorreel and be done with it.... besides, people might confuse him with Nicolas Cage's son, Kal-El
     
  15. Deefuzz

    Deefuzz Beard On! Beardmaster! Veteran

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    "Yo yo yo yo, dis be 4Real Wheaton comin' at you from down undah! Peep my new CD that drops this fall, it's off da reef yo!"
     
  16. Ruination04

    Ruination04 8 Years Old Since 1984!

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    Why not just spell it "Forreal?" I'd go with Kal-El myself...
     
  17. OmegaScourge

    OmegaScourge Custom Made TFW2005 Supporter

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    "Way to go Superman"
     
  18. Lupis Convoy

    Lupis Convoy Paw Prince Veteran

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    Now why the hell didn't he just stick to sheep? He could at least then call his kid Baaaaabe or something.
     
  19. Foster

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    They'll regret this in 20 years when he's in spandex, making amateur gay porn on some roof.
     
  20. Chaos Muffin

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    This is why I went with a simple name (lily)

    By the time she's older, all her friends will probably be She-ra, Optimus Prime, Starscream, Batman etc... so she'll seem like the normal one in the pack.
     

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