Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Starfire22, Aug 7, 2012.
Yeah like anybody wouldn't notice the huge bulge in their pants.
Retards. They deserve to be caught for such stupidity.
Guard: Sir, you have an awfully large bulge in your pants.
Dumbass: Sorry, I can't help it when my girl is near me.
I'd have shoved the drives down the back and then clutched the bulge and ran for the toilets while looking very worried. Not many people would've wanted to stop and search me then.
...is that a Hard Drive in your pants or you just happy to see me?
Guard: But she has one, too!
Dumbass: Yeeeah, about that...
Yup...Florida. I started an Ongoing Stupid News From Florida thread just for stuff like this.
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