'Corpse-eating' robot is actually a vegetarian

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  1. Erector

    Erector I ruined the Hall of Fame

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  2. David

    David . TFW2005 Supporter

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    Now i can sleep and not worrie about the robots eating me.
     
  3. Chaos Muffin

    Chaos Muffin Misadventure Veteran

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    teh robit zombees r etin my legz oh noes
     
  4. MetalRyde

    MetalRyde is an a-hole with a heart.

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    Dr Robert Finkelstein, wasnt this guy in Nightmare before Christmas? :) 

    "If it's not on the menu, it's not going to eat it," heh. we'll see. HAAAAAAAAAAX!
     
  5. Caterwaul

    Caterwaul Busou Shinki Loremaster

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    Sure, it's a vegetarian for now, but once it gets a taste of human flesh, it'll never go back!
     
  6. UnicronHound

    UnicronHound Well-Known Member

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    I would love to see an animation of it, half a dead soldier in the robot while the robot is glowing red, for evil of course
     
  7. grimlock1972

    grimlock1972 "No Mas" My Wallet

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    so our future robot overlords will kill us by eating our food crops eh:sly: 

    i say we still kill them before skynet goes live!
     
  8. 1govnor1

    1govnor1 Giggidy

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    Now I feel sorry for anyone with a wooden leg.
     
  9. Dremare

    Dremare Had an Epiphany

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  10. Erector

    Erector I ruined the Hall of Fame

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    :lol 
     
  11. Dark_Convoy

    Dark_Convoy Old Bastard Veteran

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    I was hoping there really was a corpse eating robot. :( 
     
  12. TheIncredibleHulk

    TheIncredibleHulk Find Gary Busey!

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    I prefer my robots alcohol fueled

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  13. Turbocharger

    Turbocharger We should get more letter

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    Everyone knows the robots eat old people's medicine for fuel.
     
  14. aeligature

    aeligature aka zynordar TFW2005 Supporter

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    There will be peace as long as the robots don't gain a taste for bacon. If so, THERE WILL BE WAR.
     
  15. Lance Halberd

    Lance Halberd oh hai

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  16. Aaron

    Aaron Master of Crystalocution Moderator Content Contributor

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    I got a round of this at work, and had to chock it up to a standard cycle.

    News Story happens.

    Story isn't as cool/punchy as it should be, so why not throw a bit o' spin on the ol thing.

    Reaction to punched up story is extreme.

    Original story has to be retold as someone "reacting" to the story as if covered up.

    Conspiracy theory begins.
     
  17. Mechafire

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  18. Drake

    Drake Smooth Is Smooth Baby

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    Sure it's all fun and games until it decides it has to kill Sarah Conner.
     

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