Silly PETA, Eggs don't bleed! Next thing you know, they'll tell us we can't breath air because it can carry microbial life forms and we'll "kill them" when we breath. Oh noes! Alright now let's be serious here, I beat the game, and I watched all the little Bonus videos you obtain along the way... Despite the way the Turkeys are killed and treated, the only thing that did trouble me was the part when one of the slaughterhouse workers started having sex with a female Turkey and after he finished, him and his buddies let it continue down the line to be slaughtered, and eventually wind up on some family's dinner table. Yeah, that's not the stuffing you're tasting. Eyuck! I wonder if Nintendo will sue PETA's ass to the point where they'll be on the streets, forced to catch and eat rats in order to survive...That is, if they choose to eat the rats, breaking their one golden rule. Don't ya just love how cruel Irony can become?
It's a propoganda piece. So yeah, they're trying to make it look as unappetizing as possible. To the point you cant do anything but laugh at how ridiculous it is, sort of defeating the point. And Sorta. PETA goes about as Vegan as you can get, and then takes it to the next ridiculous degree. They dont want people using animals in any way, shape, or form, even to humanities detriment. No eating meat. No eggs or milk. No leather. No fur. No honey. No silk. No pesticides. No animal testing. No zoos. no PETS (Seriously, they consider it 'slavery'). No milking snakes for antivenom. They're not exactly sane, here.
If you watch Penn and Teller: BS! on their PETA episode they show exactly what hypocritical a-holes these people are. They pay a guy who fire bombs research labs. They KILL animals. Thats right. They KILL animals. They have a humane's society like kennel and put over 1000 animals to death one year.. That and they don't believe in animal testing, yet one of their prominent leaders is diabetic and uses insulin that was developed through animal testing. When they asked her about it she said her life was too important towards saving animals. HYPOCRITE!! They are egotistical self righteous nut bags who want to control everyone who doesn't believe the way they do.
I just love how the turkey bleeds even after its heart stops beating. I also love the little fetususeses that fall out of the blood-filled eggs. I love the way their little heads go "crunch!" when I eat my scrambled eggs and to wash it down with a tall glass of postmortem turkey blood, because I'm a vile meateater, woo! What's next, Nintendogs? Oh, no, wait! Megaman is cruel to Rush!
I want to see a parody site done called PETV. People for the Ethical Treatment of Vegetables and the subsiderary militant movment group the VLF or Vegetable Liberation Front. No plant products! No cotton. They wear wool and leather. No natural plant fibers. They are carnivores. Use the same propaganda techniques PETA uses. Have an animation of a carrot being ripped from the ground and it gasps for air. Then it has the root arms and legs chopped off complete with the carrot screaming violently. Then equate it to an amputee. Then it has it's skin peeled off with more horrific screams. Finally it is chopped to bits and cooked in a pan. Then have the rouge video footage of a vegetable processing plant and shoot it like a PETA slaughterhouse video. Have a VLF video of them 'freeing' tomatoes, ears of corn, etc from a local farmers market and use stop motion animation to have the veggies run for the hills. Basically throw their sleezy methods back in their face in a perfect parody and mock them for their food choices.
I lol'ed at this and the failures I was getting from the missions. I do support the ethical treatment of animals, but seriously, is there a more peaceful way of doing it? edit: just saw the link for Cooking Mama response to this, and I lol'ed even more.
