Convicted Drunk Driver's Naked Joyride With Hooker

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  1. Drake

    Drake Smooth Is Smooth Baby

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  2. wheeljack01

    wheeljack01 Happiness is a warm gun

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    Now that guy knows how to party!...Lol
     
  3. ambushbug74

    ambushbug74 Stroke me, Stroke me! TFW2005 Supporter

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    Now that guy knows how to break the law! All he needed was a kilo of cocain under his seat, an illegal family of Mexicans in his trunk and 2 underage girls in the backseat making a porno.
     
  4. Deceptikitty

    Deceptikitty all about the hasubandos

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    Sounds like Friday night.
     
  5. Sixshot

    Sixshot Jeff Goldbluman Group

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    Shit happens when you party naked...
     
  6. Obvious Prime

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    Meh, I did that yesterday.
     
  7. Doug

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    A dude who is 39 yrs-old that still like to party with alcohol and drugs is
    still trying to be hip.
     
  8. dark69

    dark69 BlackArachnia Terrorize!

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    it's just sad is what it is lol
     
  9. QuinJester

    QuinJester T. Bison

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    And a dead guy in the trunk! The dead guy is key!
     
  10. QuinJester

    QuinJester T. Bison

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    Watch it. you're describing me in 14 years. /shakes fist

    EDIT:
    Stop stealing my lines!@

    Fuck! that's me.
     
  11. Katamari Prime

    Katamari Prime Hassan Chop! TFW2005 Supporter

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    Ah, drunk AND smoking crack, both were naked, both were masturbating.

    Wait, if he got a prostitute, why masturbate?
     
  12. Chaos Muffin

    Chaos Muffin Misadventure Veteran

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    How discreet
     
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    Cheetatron Eh

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    cocaine's a hell of a drug
     
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    Hey I bet he took a Viagra or Cialis before he stepped out the door. LOLOL!!
     
  15. aussiehippy

    aussiehippy Au contraire, Blackadder.

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    Uncle Jim?
     
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    Because if he was in any way shape or form intelligent, he wouldn't have been drunk, high, naked and with a hooker while speeding around town in the middle of the night. Seriously, this is a 40 year old man who gave up a six figure income to run around getting wasted.

    I think the worst part of that story is that he only got 4 months in prison because he almost served his entire house arrest sentance. I don't know about you, but as a third strike it was one hell of a doozie and I personally would have thrown the book at him.
     
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    :lol  Thread of the week!
     
  19. Deceptikitty

    Deceptikitty all about the hasubandos

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    Is the hooker OK? I didn't see that part. Unless I fail at reading. I'm very concerned for the hooker now.
     
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