conquest or defense

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  1. littlebotbrat

    littlebotbrat Well-Known Member

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    How would you attack the U.S or anything or make yourself once again if that was the casefor Cobra or defend the world from terrorists like the G.I Joe? What would you do?
     
  2. rattrap007

    rattrap007 Insert witty comment here TFW2005 Supporter

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    So basically you are asking:

    If you were in charge of Cobra/GI Joe, how would you take over/defend the world?

    If I was Cobra commander I'd do something along the lines of subliminal mind control signal imbeded in TV and cable signals. Turn the world into zombies under my iron rule... Then use them on the countries that have no TV.
     
  3. Bryan

    Bryan ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

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    Ack! Lbb's posting outside of TF:GD!

    Lolz will ensue.
     
  4. DaggersRage

    DaggersRage Autistic bastard.

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    If I was Corbra....

    Well first I would try to acquire a nuke, possibly buy one through channels and all that stuff.

    I'd use the nuke to explode in the atmosphere over the Unitied States using it's EMP to mostly disable major facilities and use the chaos as a marker for my next attack. The next attack goes with attacking military bases that're controlled by the US, but is not within the Unitied States itself. I dont think it'll be possible for this to be 100% successful, but at least I can keep the US from deploying quickly.

    Overall, what I'd wanted to do is isolate America, prevent their forces from attacking and leaving them in a constant state of defence. I've got the rest of the world to take care of and if I can for a while hold off the East I can work on conquering the Western areas of the world and then strike at the North American continent when the time is right.

    Of course NATO will defently deploy and it'll just probably end up being a war of attrition with my scheme of world conquest ending badly.
     
  5. Grimlock_13

    Grimlock_13 Reformed Geewunner

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    I'd make teh intarnetz and pronz illegal. Rioting will ensue, which I will watch thirty levels below sea level....in a bunker.

    In before the possibility of political fucklock! Or not.
     
  6. theLostSeeker

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    Whatever it takes to have The Baroness "pet my snake".

    I guess I just accelerated the process…
     
  7. Random Autobot

    Random Autobot Soviet Kanukistani

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    I would hatch a plan to take the DNA from the greatest military leaders in history and combine them together to make the ulitmate leader for my forces. I would name him Serpentor, and sit back, relax, and watch what would surely be an easy conquest of the world take place.
     
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    Grimlock_13 Reformed Geewunner

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    Anything for the baroness my friend....
     
  9. lars573

    lars573 Well-Known Member

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    If I were in charge of GI-Joe first thing I'd do is rebrand the organization. GI-Joe is a dumbass name, out it goes. Replace it with Mongoose, no acronym just Mongoose. As 1 on 1 a Mongoose will kill a cobra, everytime. Then by hook or by crook Destro would be working for me. Victory would be mine by default.
     
  10. tikgnat

    tikgnat Baweepgranaweepninnybong. TFW2005 Supporter

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    I would buy all the Gold I could.

    After a long overblown plot involving nerve gas and lasers, I would gain access to Fort Knox, in which I would detonate a particularly dirty bomb, irradiating all the gold making mine 10 times more valuable.
     
  11. llamatron

    llamatron Shut up, Nigel. TFW2005 Supporter

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    My plan is similar but it involves using the DNA to make amusing genetic copies and then having these clones staff my new amusement park... CLONEY ISLAND!
     
  12. Team Jetfire

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    You could clone clooney


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  13. Draven

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    Personally, I'd steal American and Russian spacecraft, making them blame each other, and driving them to the brink of World War Three.
    I'd also buy a cat.

    And some piranha.


    ...

    And a volcano.
     
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    I'd replace world leaders with those robot cobra troopers, only in disguise. Then empty their nation's treasuries to buy Extensive Enterprises' stock. That sounds good. I wouldn't want anything too complicated that can't be initiated, implemented and unravelled by a womanizing sailor, a kung-fu movie actor and a big black rhyming guy in, oh, say 22 minutes.
     
  15. Spekkio

    Spekkio Master of War

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    1. The original poster is very courageous in posting something like this. The wiretapping will begin shortly.

    2. If I were leading a terrorist organization like Cobra or HYDRA....
    *Create a group of strong, effective shock troops. One of the big problems with these organizations is a lack of quality troops. There's always too much cannon fodder and not enough competent, well-equipped people. Also scientists, engineers, etc.
    *Obtain lots of materials and resources. Money, weapons, armor, energy....
    *Disrupt communications, transportation, and energy to bring the country to a standstill. Take control from there.

    3. If I were leading defense:
    *Again with the manpower. Seriously, super soldiers are a must.
    *Improve infrastructure and increase redundancy to prevent serious problems. (Improving infrastructure would include development of renewable resources to reduce dependency on foreign powers.)
    *Assemble a small, powerful, mobile strikeforce to prevent and / or respond to threats. Again, super soldiers would be a big part of this. Think "Ultimates" but without the whole "intervening in foreign governments" part.
     
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    CdnShockwave The Prince of Poses TFW2005 Supporter

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    This thread has a blackhawk helicopter, a platoon of marines, and a pair of rubber gloves written all over it.
     
  17. Ops_was_a_truck

    Ops_was_a_truck JOOOLIE ANDREWWWWWS!!!!!!

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    I'd play as GDI and totally kick those NOD sons of bitches back to Kane's stronghold.

    ...then I'd destroy the stronghold. Take that, brotherhood!
     
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    My03Tundra LOVES TO EDIT POSTS!!

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    Is this another drunken stupor thread?
     
  19. Lupis Convoy

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    Army of Mutant Gerbils.... with freaking lasers on their heads.

    The only one safe would be Richard Gere.
     
  20. aussiehippy

    aussiehippy Au contraire, Blackadder.

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    My first step in World Dominition was to get the NKOTB to reform.

    The next step involves mass swooning of housewives, leading to CHAOS across the developed world.

    The final step has something to do with sheep hormones, but I haven't figured out that far yet.
     

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