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Discussion in 'Transformers Movie Discussion' started by Autobot X, Jun 27, 2009.

  1. Autobot X

    Autobot X Too broke for 3P and MP.

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    I loved Revenge of the Fallen, but someone needs to tell Michael Bay and company that these movies are meant to sell toys to KIDS. Please and for the love of all that is holy, tone down the sex and the language. And Devastator's balls.
     
  2. NemesisBruticus

    NemesisBruticus Banned

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    *Facepalm* PG-13! god , how hard it that?
     
  3. JetRaid

    JetRaid Jhet Rheyd

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    AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! >: (

    Devastators BALLS WERE ON FOR ABOUT 5 SECONDS!
     
  4. red4

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    Come on now, read a fucking thread before you contribute to the chain of redundant threads.
     
  5. doomboy536

    doomboy536 Universe Onslaught fanboy

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    Don't tell me you didn't know about testicles until you were 13.
     
  6. red4

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    With that logic, the fembots should have vaginas.
     
  7. JetRaid

    JetRaid Jhet Rheyd

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    Exactly!

    My mum and dad told me what the dogs were doing when I was about 8 :D 
     
  8. iamamachine

    iamamachine colonyofcells

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    I feel that knowledge about sex is very good for kids same as knowledge about food or trains, so the movies are doing a good public service of helping in the much needed sex education. It is also useful to know various languages and lingo.
     
  9. doomboy536

    doomboy536 Universe Onslaught fanboy

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    Wait until TF3 ;) 

    Thank God, someone else who realises that actually kids aren't completly ignorant dumbasses!
     
  10. red4

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    Especially the part about old men in government-issued thongs.
     
  11. red4

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    They'll shoot missiles from them!
     
  12. iamamachine

    iamamachine colonyofcells

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    I believe there is enough evidence of Transformers sex in the movie universe and that female Autobots probably have birth canals where those hatchlings come out.
     
  13. red4

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    There have to be various sizes of hatchling, because the hatchling that falls on Starscream's shoulder is about the size of 1 bikerbot. That's like a kiwi's egg.
     
  14. Rodimus Major

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    I remember when I was 6 or 7, I used to draw genitals and asses on Transformers, and have them farting and such. If only I knew back then that those ideas were genius, and could have made me millions of dollars.
     
  15. iamamachine

    iamamachine colonyofcells

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    Maybe the eggs start out smaller.
     
  16. red4

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    Some, because I think we can assume Wheelie is an adult (or young adult), and not a hatchling.
     
  17. Xhairs

    Xhairs Well-Known Member

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    nice i can dig that. while some was over the top it was a great flick.
     
  18. jonatron26

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    outrage! if kids see devestators hilarious wrecking testes then their heads will explode. no possible way they already use potty humor. and how could they not miss them. they were noticeable on screen for at least 3.74 seconds. and 3.74 seconds is all it takes
    id prefer the youth to be corrupted by public school not a PG-13 movie
     
  19. omegagoalie

    omegagoalie Cybertronian Puckstopper

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    These people need to get off there motherfucking soap boxes already!! God damn it! When I was 6 I knew what sex was, had a beer, saw a porno, knew how to handle a .38 pistol and knew how to curse and when it was appropriate and when it was not. PEOPLE ARE SUCH PUSSIES TODAY!
     
  20. Tommybg2003

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    god forbid these poor kids should be walking down the street and see 2 dogs humping, THANK GOODNESS THAT COULD NEVER POSSIBLY HAPPEN!!!!!!1

    for those who never went to school or anything, you hear alot worse then anything in the movie.. lol
     

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