Coffe!!!!!

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  1. General Magnus

    General Magnus Da Custodes of the Emprah

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    TrueNomadSkies Airachnid's ratservant

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    So... it's not Dark Energon?
     
  3. Eric

    Eric Per sempre marciamo.

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    Jesus, 40 times the caffeine in a cup of coffee?

    I love coffee, but even I have my limits.
     
  4. Thenames9

    Thenames9 D-d-d-d-duel!

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    It say 40 times more than drip coffee, which is pretty weak coffee to start with. Sounds good though, vut doubt it'll be as bad as the 25 pure Italian espressos I had in a day. I could feel my heart pumping much slower. Pretty scary stuff.
     
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    I see this as a challenge.
     
  6. Aernaroth

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    "We looked into our mugs, an inky blackness stretching into some untold depth far beyond the ceramic bottoms of the vessels we held. Transfixed, we watched brownish swirls dance across the surface, like mahogony serpents offering forbidden knowledge, only to vanish again into the liquid night. We stared, and stared, and stared, until suddenly our eyes went wide and our mouths went dry. We were staring into the coffee, but the coffee was staring into us. The Black Blood Of the Earth, drawn by the syringe of human technology, a transfusion for the bored and tired masses, it was just as alive as we were, and it knew. By God, IT KNEW. The swirls ebbed and flowed in hypnotic patterns for what seemed like forever, and somehow, we FELT the thoughts below the surface waiting to float up, to give us some truth of this Ur-Coffee. Our hearts raced like an espresso-fiend's as brown and black mingled, came together and apart, slowly, almost imperceptably forming words our minds could comprehend. Almost unconsciously, we mouthed the words in our glasses, together, a cultist's chant to our dark, dark brew... "Fuck Starbucks""
     
  7. General Magnus

    General Magnus Da Custodes of the Emprah

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    Did you came up with that now? Cause it´s funny.
     
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    Chaos Muffin Misadventure Veteran

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    Gyahhhhhhhhhhh!
     
  9. MetalRyde

    MetalRyde is an a-hole with a heart.

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    jack: what is that stuff?
    wang: black blood of the earth.
    jack: you mean oil?
    wang: i mean black blood of the earth.
     
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    I guess I could use one sip and thats it.
     
  11. Secretcode

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    No yeah, that seems totally healthy. Let's add a few Five Hour Energy Shots to it as well to REALLY get this trainwreck started.
     
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    prime roller introspective reflector

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    I find if you heat a pot of strong coffee on the stove, mix in a red bull 8 (not available in some countries), a handful of 'Wake Up' pills, one marshmallow (only ONE!), and while simmering to evaporate out some water and make it into a syrup, add some syrup. After cooked and cooled down enough to drink, add a dash of cobra sperm. Garnish with a lion's penis. This has been the key to all my successes.
     
  13. rattraprules98

    rattraprules98 AKA Chr0nus

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    Accepted?
     
  14. GFH

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    They call it "The Black Blood of the Earth," I call it "Cocaine."
     

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