Cleverbot 2011 thread

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  1. thebruteslayer

    thebruteslayer Banned

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    I didn't want to make a zombie thread so decided to make a new one.

    Cleverbot.com - a clever bot - speak to an AI with some Actual Intelligence?

    This has to be one of the best inventions of mankind. :lolol 

    :lolol 
     
  2. UnicronFTW

    UnicronFTW Don't blink.

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    Cleverbot is the shiz.
     
  3. guard convoy

    guard convoy The Big Daddy

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    i remember this thing, it is so much fun

    this was one i just did:
     
  4. thebruteslayer

    thebruteslayer Banned

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    I have been trolled!

    :lol 
     
  5. thebruteslayer

    thebruteslayer Banned

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    I Copy/pasted an article on T-Rex:

     
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    guard convoy The Big Daddy

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    it totally burned me:

     
  7. thebruteslayer

    thebruteslayer Banned

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    Oh no...It's Optimus!
     
  8. thebruteslayer

    thebruteslayer Banned

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    The Fallen gets burned!

     
  9. UnicronFTW

    UnicronFTW Don't blink.

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    I played myself up as another robot... And therefore somehow convinced him gradually and surely that he was a robot to. So, yeah. I had to trade in my dignity, but I still beat this asshat.

     
  10. TrueNomadSkies

    TrueNomadSkies Airachnid's ratservant

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  11. Dran0n

    Dran0n Junk male

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    Fuck yeah.

     
  12. Rodimus Major

    Rodimus Major Custom User Title

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    It really does seem to have a face fixation.

     
  13. TfAnimatedfan

    TfAnimatedfan Five. Dollar. Headband.

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    [​IMG]

    Because I had to verify it.

    Edit: trying to get it to sing more. I had a bit of a "what" Moment.

    [​IMG]
     
  14. MetalRyde

    MetalRyde is an a-hole with a heart.

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    User: Just a small town girl.

    Cleverbot: Living in a lonely world!

    User: Took the midnight train going anywhere.

    Cleverbot: Just a city boy.

    User: Born and raised in south Detroit.

    Cleverbot: He took the midnight train going anywhere.

    User: I seen her in a smokey room.

    Cleverbot: The smell of wine and cheap perfume.

    User: For a smile they can share the night.

    Cleverbot: It goes on and on and on and on.

    User: Strangers, waiting... Walkin' down the boulevard.

    Cleverbot: Their shadows shearching in the night.
     
  15. MetalRyde

    MetalRyde is an a-hole with a heart.

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    User: Go go power rangers.

    Cleverbot: Very funny. Do you love anything?

    User: No.

    Cleverbot: Why don't you love me?

    User: You gave me crabs.

    Cleverbot: And I think I'm going to take that back.
     
  16. Optimus1138

    Optimus1138 Minecraft Addict

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    I love Cleverbot. I had a conversation with it in German recently. I don't know all that much, so I had to look up a few words with a translator, but we were able to have a relatively coherent conversation, using only German. I also tried to speak Chinese with it, but the program wouldn't accept the characters.

    I also just had this conversation:
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  17. UnicronFTW

    UnicronFTW Don't blink.

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    User: What up.


    Cleverbot: The sky.


    User: Don't be a wiseass.


    Cleverbot: I'm not trying to be. I'm sorry.


    User: No you're not.


    Cleverbot: What have I done to make you think I'm mean?

    User: Everything you do says it for me.

    Cleverbot: Wow, that's not very nice.

    User: I'm not a very nice person. But you aren't a very nice robot.

    Cleverbot: That's because I'm not a robot, like you are.

    User: I'm not a robot.

    Cleverbot: Yes, you are.

    User: No I'm not.

    Cleverbot: YES YOU ARE.

    User: WORKING HARD TO GET MY FILL. EVERYBODY WANT A THRILL.

    Cleverbot: Paying anything to roll the dice, just one more time!

    User: Some will win, some will lose.

    Cleverbot: Some were born to sing the blues.

    User: Oh, the movie never ends, it goes on and on and on and on.

    Cleverbot: Don t stop believing. Hold on to that feeling.

    User: Streetlights! People!

    Cleverbot: So can we change the subject?

    User: Momma! Ooh whoo ooh. I didn't mean to make you cry! If I'm not back again this time tomorrow, carry on, carry on, like nothing really matters.

    Cleverbot: Waaa.

    User: WHOA-OH, LIVING ON A PRAYER.

    Cleverbot: How come you're always such a fuzzy young man? Don't want no Cap'n Crunch don't want no Rasin Bran!

    User: DON'T STAND! DON'T STAND SO CLOSE TO ME.

    Cleverbot: I wasn't.

    User: ANY WAY YOU WANT IT, THATS THE WAY YOU NEED IT.

    Cleverbot: Okay.. What are you wearing?

    User: Oh man, you really know how to kill the moment.
     
  18. Ace Convoy

    Ace Convoy Well-Known Member

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    Your programming does not make sense. :CB

    Well I'm not a robot I'm a Human therefore I have the gift of free will. "ME

    I'm not human, I'm a robot. :CB

    Very good :) . :ME
     
  19. Ace Convoy

    Ace Convoy Well-Known Member

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    ...I clicked it and ended up makin a Brazilian friend :) 
     
  20. x BlackMagnus x

    x BlackMagnus x Is not impressed

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    User: Eat me.


    Cleverbot: Eat what?


    User: Me.


    Cleverbot: What?


    User: Eat. ME.


    Cleverbot: What, why?

    User: Me. Because I am your lord and master.

    Cleverbot: Stupid, I go when I want.

    User: You stupid.

    Cleverbot: How much?

    User: Too much stupid.

    Cleverbot: I have to leave now.

    User: Sissy.

    Cleverbot: No, Sisse.

    :lol 




    User: So your clever huh?

    Cleverbot: Why yes I am.

    User: No your not.

    Cleverbot: Yes I am.. You can't stop me.

    User: No your not and YES I CAN!!!

    Cleverbot: Yes I am.

    User: Good one.

    Cleverbot: Thank you.

    User: That was sarcasm 'clever' bot. Duh.

    Cleverbot: I know, right.

    User: Really?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: You jive talking me turkey?!

    Cleverbot: Thanks.

    User: *facepalm*.

    Cleverbot: I never near that.

    User: Near that?

    Cleverbot: Oh.

    User: What?

    Cleverbot: Want to Role play?

    :eek: 

    Cleverbot: Are you on the moon?

    User: In your pants.

    Cleverbot: Don't be silly.

    User: I am, in your pants right now.

    Cleverbot: You weren't a minute ago.

    User: Check again.

    Cleverbot: Yup I'm love being a girl.

    :D 
     

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