Clench your jaw!

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  1. MisterFanwank

    MisterFanwank Toy Industry Analyst

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    So right now I'm clenching my jaw, and DAMN, my mouth is RIPPED. I could arm wrastle someone to death with these jaw muscles if they were in my arms.

    So how about you guys? Got any uber ripped jaw muscles?
     
  2. x BlackMagnus x

    x BlackMagnus x Is not impressed

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    Another one? Really? Is there an unknown quota I missed?
    :spam 
     
  3. Shelbo

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    You should like, go punch some ice with those awesome jaw muscles.
     
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    x BlackMagnus x Is not impressed

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    Is this the new UltraAlanMagnus?
     
  6. MisterFanwank

    MisterFanwank Toy Industry Analyst

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    ^ Who?

    And guys, don't spam my thread.

    Srsly.

    Talk about jaw muscles.
     
  7. rxlthunder

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    Great, now everyone's pissed.
     
  8. MisterFanwank

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    I'm not pissed. My jaws are just clenched because it's fun feeling my muscles.
     
  9. Shelbo

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    Dude


    You are weird...
     
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    I mean at you.
     
  13. AnithaPrime

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    Time to flip some tables
     
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    Yo, my jaw could take your jaw in a cage match of jaws.

    Also, this thread sucks.
     
  15. Dran0n

    Dran0n Junk male

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  16. MisterFanwank

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    My jaws are so strong, I could bite through my nails.
     
  17. Scantron

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    But are your jaws strong enough to bite through themselves?
     
  18. Surge

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  20. x BlackMagnus x

    x BlackMagnus x Is not impressed

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    No, no, no. Your doing it all wrong. Don't just post about it here, start your own thread about it.
     
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