Classics Sunstreaker gives us the Full Monty??

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  1. ShadowStitch

    ShadowStitch vectoring the hate plague

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    Warning: This topic might not be appropriate for minors or persons with weak hearts. You may never look at your Classics Universe Sunstreaker the same way again. Consider yourself warned.

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    Something I noticed entirely by accident while repainting some poorly-painted parts of my Classics Sunstreaker...

    Sculptors always like to make certain parts of Transformers look robotic, to give them sculptural details and add to the appeal of the figure. That's all well and good, except for when they add seemingly extraneous details in places where it might not be a good idea to do so.

    In this instance I am, of course, talking about Sunstreaker's balls.

    No, seriously. Someone, in a fit of Very Poor Judgement, sculpted two little spherical cylindrical objects smack dab where a robot probably shouldn't have em. (Unless the whole thing with Junko's "marigold-scented hair" has unholy, heretofore unconsidered implications.)

    Look at them.

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    Look.

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    Now TRY to look at your Classics Sunstreaker without seeing his dangling robot sack.

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    I dare you.
     
  2. BigRC83

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    Sunstreaker has the balls to take on any Decepticon. :lolol 
     
  3. EvaUnit13

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    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

    What's up with the yellow on some of the Prime's waists?
     
  4. MegaHavok

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    this figure in those pics seam to have a warped crotch area my sunstreaker does not look neary as "ballsy" also thats real gross you stared long enough at a toys crotch to notice this
     
  5. Ashstar

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    This is... disturbing indeed. Those are some balls of steel fer'sure!
     
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    how did we not notice this before :lol 
     
  7. BigRC83

    BigRC83 I'm singing in the rain

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    This thread should be in laserbeak.org.
     
  8. ActionMasterZod

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    Damn! Now every time I look at him I see robot with a big t-shirt and nothing underneath!
    Gah!
     
  9. ShadowStitch

    ShadowStitch vectoring the hate plague

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    When I told one of my friends about it, and he informed me I'd ruined the toy for him forever, I knew what I had to do. ;) 
     
  10. Shark Jumper

    Shark Jumper さあ、お前の罪を数えろ

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    Wonder if Sideswipe will do it too :0
     
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    too funny
     
  12. Ricky_Stream

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    that's all i see when i look at him now.....










    damn....
     
  13. Rodimus Major

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    Now we know why they call him SunSTREAKER.
     
  14. justinRODimus

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    damn you, now this is all i will see when i get myne...
     
  15. NGW

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    So yeah..I'm passing on this figure now...>_>
     
  16. doomtron

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    mine is still on the way in the mail but he is still cool with me
     
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    Sunstreaker's balls > Llamatron's balls
     
  19. LigerPrime

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    My goodness...I wonder if the designer realized that or he/she was being er, "cheeky"?!
     
  20. Dirge121

    Dirge121 Eat the chikums

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    I'd say it was more of a ballsy decision.
     

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