Rip out your optics, I will! Tonight, better things to do then die, I have. Lad, potential you had, I knew.
Some classic Nicolas Cage lines, as delivered by Yoda: "THE BEEEEEEEES, IT IS, THE BEEES IT IS!" "AT THE DOOR, SCRAPING HE IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSS" "Dragged to the sidewalk until PISSS BLOOOD, ever did you?" "INTO MY EYES, YOU WILL LOOK. STAINED BY THE BLOOD OF INNOCENTS, YOUR SOUL IS. THEIR PAIN, YOU WILL FEEL." [Holy crap, Yoda should say that one some day].
The Empire, why should I not work for. Tough it is, but shot I will take. The Empire say I am working at. Somebody puts unbreakable code on my desk. Perhaps, I take shot and break it. I am happy at my job done well. But, Tatooine, or Kashyeek the code is location to maybe. Bomb the village where rebels hide, and fifteen hundred people are killed that I never met or had problem with are in location that. "Secure the area with sent in Stormtroopers" the council say, because they do not want kid shot over there. In ass kid from southie will be taking shrapnel because, Elite guard tourists wish not to take numbers regardless of calling. Come home he does from country to work at plant, to find out that that the factory was exported to country he returned from. For fifteen-cents a day and no bathroom breaks works the shrapnel assed guy. Good priced oil was only reason intalled government would sell why he realizes he was in there in the first place. Domestic Oil prices are scared up due to skirmish and oil companies. Ancillary benefit that isn't helping my buddy at two-fifty a gallon cute and little it is. Time is sweet in bringing oil back with a hired skipper who is alcholic who drinks time all the liberty they took, martinies and slalom with icebergs he likes. Not too long until he hits one, spills oil, kills all the sea life in the marshes of Hoth. Now, friend work is out of, and drive he cannot afford, walk to fucking interviews he does which shrapnel in his leg give schronic hemmorroids, sucks it does. Meanwhile starves he will because every bite of eat he tries the only blue plate special is Hoth Marsh scrod with Corrosaunt state. So what think you? Holding out for something better I am? Fuck it I figure, at it while, why just not shoot my buddy, take his job, and give his sworn enemy it. Hike up gas prices, Bomb a village, club a baby ewok, hit the force pipe, and join the Elite guard? I could be elected president. - Good Yoda Hunting
Hit me as hard as you can, I want you to. A firefight, there was. Robert Paulson, his name was. Ringing your phone is Dude. Roll on Shabbus I don't.
