Chuck Norris turns 70!

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  1. grimlock1972

    grimlock1972 "No Mas" My Wallet

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  2. megatronski

    megatronski PURGE THE HERETIC

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    Oooommmmgg he will roundhouse kick us 70 times
     
  3. JetRaid

    JetRaid Jhet Rheyd

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    Gets more epic each birthday.
     
  4. Paladin

    Paladin Have Zord, Will Travel

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    Chuck Norris does not age.

    He stands perfectly preserved as the universe ages around him.
     
  5. smkspy

    smkspy is one nice fucking kitty

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    I honestly have to say, so?

    Though I find it humorous that Chuck is more famous now because of the internet meme, than when he was an actual movie star.
     
  6. Nachtsider

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    Wow. I didn't know he was that old.
     
  7. Tigertrack

    Tigertrack Back In The Game!

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    I've always liked him in Walker, Texas Ranger!
    Long live Chucky! Yeahoooo!
     
  8. cheetorBWORG

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    Chuck Norris didn't turn 70. 70 turned Chuck Norris... but failed. Cause you can't move Chuck Norris!
     
  9. CdnShockwave

    CdnShockwave The Prince of Poses TFW2005 Supporter

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    Perhaps this is why Chuck cannot be killed by conventional weapons.
     
  10. deltaprime

    deltaprime The Christian Transfan

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    No, Chuck Norris actually died years ago, but the grim reaper hasn't been able to work up the courage to tell him.
     
  11. rattrap007

    rattrap007 Insert witty comment here TFW2005 Supporter

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    I would never guess he was 70.. Late 50s or early 60s at most..
     
  12. Tigertrack

    Tigertrack Back In The Game!

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    Or maybe Chuck just kicked the reaper's ass! :D 

    "Don't fear the reaper.........."

    "I HEARD THAT!"

    "Bill and Ted's Bogus Adventure!"
     
  13. prime13

    prime13 UCHUU KITAAAA

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    So, who is it this year?
     
  14. deltaprime

    deltaprime The Christian Transfan

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    You.
     
  15. Brave Magnus

    Brave Magnus Hecho en Argentina

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    My god! I laugh so hard with that list! XD Congratulations Chuck! Happy New Year!!!! Wait, what? XD Happy Birthday! XD
     
  16. a person

    a person Is not amused.

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    I thought this was going to be another celebrity death thread.
     
  17. Mr. Sinister

    Mr. Sinister Cat + Sinister = TROUBLE

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    Chuck Norris already killed the people on that list.
     
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    This should've been about an overweight person, like Ralphie May for example
     
  19. Eric

    Eric RIP AND TEAR!!!

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    Wait, he's 70!? Damn, he looks great for that age. Soon enough, 65's gonna be the new 30.
     
  20. Mr. Sparklebot

    Mr. Sparklebot 'Til All Are Juan

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    Holy shit, 70? I figured he was at most in his 50s.

    Guess he roundhouse kicked a couple of decades off his appearance.
     

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