Chuck Norris, Texas Ranger (for real!)

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  1. jorod74

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    Gov. Perry Designates Chuck Norris Honorary Ranger — Department of Public Safety | The Texas Tribune


    hell yeah!
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    cool. Wasn't he a sheriff somewhere before?

    For a 70 year old who looks 40, I'd be afraid criminals.
     
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    He's not going to have to change his name to Cordel Walker now is he? LOL!
    This is awesome! Now where's his sidekick Trivet?
     
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    I think they just divided by zero.
     
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    Screw Chuck Norris.

    Ever since his "Texas should secede from the Union" quip, I have zero respect for that man.
     
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    Oh, crap. Does this mean Haley Joel Osmet actually has AIDS?
     
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    Oh its on now!
     
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    Aw man, he said that?

    Just when I thought Chuck couldn't get any more awesome...
     
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    no, dumb ass perry said that....
     
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    Who the hell is Aaron Norris?
     
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    I remember when I was a kid, the first movie I saw of Norris was "Breaker Breaker".
     
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    Not too surprising. Chuck Norris was Walker, Texas Ranger. The show was developed by him and his brother.
     
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    .......You mean he wasn't already a Texas Ranger?????????
     
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    Chuck Norris is so awesome that the stars on the American flag need to reach out just to touch his hand.
     
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    He shoulda been made an honorary Ranger after making "Lone Wolf McQuade", imo.

    aren't the Rangers like the civil or state version of Green Berets?

    now i just hope that the RCMP up north see the Norris and make him a Mountie. then he can kick all kinds of ass, eh.

    Norris knows no border or boundary because ultimate manhood is UNIVERSAL.
     
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    :lol 

    Chuck Norris is a BAMF.
     
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    Michael Jackson once challenged Chuck Norris to a dancing contest. The loser had to change color.
     
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    Oh god, this thread can not now be about Chuck Norris's Epicness Jokes.
     
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    Don't phuck with the Chuck!
     

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