Chuck Norris Reads Chuck Norris Facts

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  1. Drake

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    Heh, funny stuff.
     
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    I wish I could find that site. Those were funny. Hell, my math teacher reads these aloud in my class every other wednesday.
     
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    Didn't seem like he much liked that last one.

    Otherwise hilarious.
     
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    He didn't like the birth one at all. You could tell. But otherwise they were pretty funny.
     
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    Don't you mean Chuck Norris facts read Chuck Norris?
     
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    stupidly funny
     
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    Crazy...my friends were talking about this at the bar last night. they also went on with their own Chuck Norris facts for about an hour...it was awesome
     
  11. BigPrime3000

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    Some of those were funny as hell, a few of them it was obvious that he didn't enjoy saying them.
     
  12. jet convoy

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    Yeah, I could tell he didn't like the one about his birth and the last one about the cancer thing.
     
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    Crazy funny.
     
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    Great stuff.
     
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    IMO number 3 is better when its "chuck norris doesn't check if there is a boogeyman in his closet, but before going to sleep the boogeyman checks if theres a chuck norris in his closet"
     
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    They mostly chose the lame ones for the show. There are a lot funnier, but most of them probably aren't allowed to be said on TV.. but there are still some funnier PG ones.
     
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    Funny, but hard to pay attention to with those nude pics of a few girls I know nude.
     

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