Chuck Norris Facts

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  1. Insane Galvatron

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    Insane Galvatron is not insane. Really!

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    When you open a can of whoop-ass, Chuck Norris jumps out.

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    chuck norrises ball dont have hair on them because hair can grow on steel
     
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    Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
     
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    I never get tired of those, but that one is my all-time favorite. I bust out laughing every time I see it.
     
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    Ops_was_a_truck JOOOLIE ANDREWWWWWS!!!!!!

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    Yeah, I gotta admit I was cracking up in a major way. I can't get tired of these.
     
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    My favorite ones were in this one YTMND I can no longer find. TF one is pretty good though
     
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    Jack Bouwer used to PWN Chuck, until he got all pyscho after being in China.

    CHUCK ROCKS!

    A dude made a 15 side powerpoint about chuck noris in my computer class once.
     
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    Laugh out friggin' loud!

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    (o_O )
     
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    Oh, god, are we doing this again? Is - is this 2004? If it is I want my old stomach back. :D 
     
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    Chuck apparently roundhouse kicked the entire Interwebs back 3 years.

    -Tony!
     
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    They need to send Chuck Norris to the Middle east, He'd straighten everything out.
     
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    theres no chin behind chuck norris beard its just another fist
     
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    Optimus Prime is a stunt double for Chuck Norris.
    saw it on a t-shirt.
     
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    It was never Superboy Prime who punched at reality, it was Chuck Norris
     
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    I like the one about how sometimes corn needs to lay the fuck down.
     
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    That's the one about the crop circles. My favorite goes something like "Chuck Norris once nursed a baby lamb back to life by nuzzling it with his beard, then he killed it, to show that the Great Chuck Norris giveth and the Great Chuck Norris taketh away."
     
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    KA PENIS GOES WHERE?!!

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    mister t > chuck norris
     
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