Chuck Norris facts thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by soundwave47, Mar 25, 2007.

  1. soundwave47

    soundwave47 Remember Me?

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    come up with any you can think of

    chuck norris doesn't sleep he waits

    chuck norris can slam a revolving door

    chuck norris can count to infinite, twice

    chuck norris doesn't see dead people, he makes them

    chuck norris eats transformers in vehicle mode and poops them out in robot mode

    chuck norris doesn't eat, he kicks ass until he's full

    there are no tornados,chuck norris just hates trailer parks

    when chuck norris has surgery the doctors get anestisia
     
  2. Ops_was_a_truck

    Ops_was_a_truck JOOOLIE ANDREWWWWWS!!!!!!

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    I think we already did this like a week ago.
     
  3. soundwave47

    soundwave47 Remember Me?

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    oops,can we combine the threads
     
  4. NSJ23

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    Young Chuck Norris looks like a young Homer Simpson.
     
  5. Insane Galvatron

    Insane Galvatron is not insane. Really!

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    Chuck Norris said that Chuck Norris facts were cool. This time last year.
     
  7. Gryph

    Gryph Action Master

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    I also heard he kicked and he punched with his hands and his feet.
     
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    All your base are belong to us :lolol 
     
  10. jet convoy

    jet convoy Beast Wars Forever!!!

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    Actually, it belongs to Chuck Norris.
     
  11. ABH1979

    ABH1979 Blue Boba Moderator TFW2005 Supporter

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    HE TELL ME!
     
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    Gryph Action Master

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    Goddamn you! I was about to make that joke!
     
  13. SPLIT LIP

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    THAT IS A LIE!!!!

    Seriously Soudwave#, if you make a new Chuck Norris thread, atleast post some ORIGINAL facts, instead of copying the facts site.
     
  14. TheJacker

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    one time chuck norris walked through new york with an erection.

    there were no survivors.
     
  15. jet convoy

    jet convoy Beast Wars Forever!!!

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    Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
     
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  17. jet convoy

    jet convoy Beast Wars Forever!!!

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    If Chuck Norris were aware of this we'd all be dead.
     
  18. TheJacker

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    chuck norris can impregnate women by kicking them in the crotch.
     
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    Insane Galvatron is not insane. Really!

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    Chuck Norris' stare is so cold, he can make his own ice just by staring at water. Everyong thinks it was an accident that the Titanic hit an iceberg. It wasn't. Chuck Norris got pissed at the captain for the "unsinkable" comment.
     
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