What if your family members are criminals? Then can you beat them up if you're Batman?

 

QFT. Fox News is the worst of the worst when it comes to "news".


Combine that with the fact that "assault" can mean a variety of things and there is nothing wrong with being suspicious.

 

So true.

 

Maybe he thought if he killed his family, he would be able to find his own Batcave, and become Batman IRL.

Hmm, if superman actors have a Curse of the cape, (Both Reeves Died, along with Dean Cain's carear for the most part.) perhaps between Nolan and Ledger we are seeing a Curse of the Cowl. Before the curse just made the movies suck, but since the movies are good it is affecting the actors themselves.

(disclaimer: No I am not serious)

 

Now that I think about it,there could have been some dogs barking at mom/sis while he was in character and he thought they were Terminators.

 

I seriously doubt this has effected opening ticket sales for "The Dark Knight" in ANY way. I think so far, they have reached 145 million. lol..surpassing "Kung-Fu Panda" by 144 million.  

 

I'll wait for more details before taking on the role of armchair judge & jury.

 

Seeing as the news broke after The Dark Knights opening weekend I am sure it has had no effect.
Also, Kung Fu Panda was awesome.
Skadoosh!

 

Bale arrested and released; denies assault - omg! news on Yahoo!

He has ALREADY been cleared and had the charges dropped a few hours after accusation. Supposedly the final charge was VERBAL assault and it has all been dropped. I am actually really impressed with how honest and open he was right away in the situation. I think some press and vultures were trying to make a quick hype about nothing but nah......that wouldn't happen.

 

VERBAL assault? Psh.

 

dang, that was, uh, anti-climatic.

 

DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!! he's the new adam west  

 

Dear Christian Bale,

I would like to request that you meet me at my apartment and assault me with your mega bat-wang. I'll be waiting wearing nothing but a lollipop in my mouth.

Sincerely,
Jade.

 

Awesome, just when I found my old Batman costume!

 

Just make sure the wang is bigger than the lollipop.

...and it's a big lollipop.

 

What are your feelings on Bat-girth?

 

That's a touchy subject but I think I can accept. I also enjoy whips and chains, if that's cool.

Also,any deformities/growths you have, I can look past them. As long as the bat wang works fine.


It would be pretty funny if Christian was actually a member here <_< >_> Any daily members who haven't logged on yet today because they're too busy being arrested?

 

OMG that's epic.