Chimps Sought in Attack on U.S. Tourists in Sierra Leone

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  1. Drake

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    Be on the look out for suspects. They are described as short, hairy, and may be carrying a concealed banana..
     
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    When I first read the title, I thought it said, "Chimps Sought in Attack on U.S. Terrorists in Seirra Leone."

    If a chimp can use a gun, a chimp can hunt for terrorists. End of story.
     
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    More proof the TrukK > Munkey
     
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    Well, it looks like our primate cousins are finally going to do what they did in Planet of the Apes: TAKE OVER.

















    STOP THE APES FROM TAKING OVER!!!
     
  6. Zero Prime

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    That sucks on so many different levels.
     
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    Watched a documentary a couple of months ago and among the primates, chimps are considered the most brutal...and surprisingly gorillas are normally the docile ones.
     
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    :lol 

    That's almost excatly what I though too
     
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    Yeah, a man is dead and another is crippled for life. Fucking hilarious.
     
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    Aye laddy it is!
     
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    It would suck to get ripped apart by monkeys. Those little monkey bastards wouldn't get me without a fight.

    I'm not above throwing my own shit if it meant not dying.
     
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    Worst. Article. Ever.
     
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    Where is Chuck Heston when you need him?
     
  14. Drake

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    When I first read the article this did come to mind............

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    I've said it before and I'll say it again: Damn dirty apes.
     

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