Chimps Seen Making Weapons for Hunting

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  1. Dark_Convoy

    Dark_Convoy Old Bastard Veteran

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  2. Jux

    Jux Please, call me Steve. Veteran

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    Evolution rocks.
     
  3. Zero Prime

    Zero Prime Windows user no more

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    So how long till they fashion a war head?
     
  4. Lance Halberd

    Lance Halberd oh hai

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    Surely, the creation of these tools denotes some measure of intelligence for design.
     
  5. OmegaVPrime

    OmegaVPrime Uhm, yea? So what?

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    Eh, sounds like chinpanzees are evolving like we did....this doesnt sound good in the least bit :redface2: 
     
  6. flamepanther

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    It's been suspected for years that they did this. It just hasn't been witnessed and documented before. Now we know for sure. It's not like the chimps only recently started doing this though.
     
  7. Random Autobot

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    Damn dirty apes...
     
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    Only a few more years 'till Planet of the Apes it seems.
     
  10. Foster

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    Scary indeed.^^
     
  12. Eric

    Eric Per sempre marciamo.

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    Dear god. We're all doomed! We must kill our relative primates before things get worse!
     
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    Feces based weapons are banned under the Geneva Convention....
     
  14. RabidYak

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    I'm off to Jupiter, see you folks at the end of time and the next stage of evolution.
     
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    Judging by this, we've got a five million year head-start.

    I'm surprised they're that far ahead, actually. Humans evolved remarkably quickly.
     
  16. ILoveDinobot

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  17. theLostSeeker

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    I heard they were allowed in Uranus, though.
     
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    We should have drawn the line at putting diapers on them and teaching them to smoke cigars. This isn't funny anymore.
     
  19. Lance Halberd

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    And I bet all that radiation they got from being shot into space during the Cold War isn't helping matters, either.
     
  20. Zeta Otaku

    Zeta Otaku Who ya gonna call? TFW2005 Supporter

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    I say we kill them all and make mittens out of their heads...
     

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