Checking the mail...the hard way.

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  1. Omegatron

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  2. Jarodimus

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    Incorrect headline is incorrect. It should read, "Woman kills self by leaning out of car and not paying attention."

    The mailbox is innocent!
     
  3. Vexza

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    Lovely. Yet another example that people get more retarded every day.
     
  4. Optimus Sledge

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    "Detectives are still looking into the incident, but say so far it appears to be an accident." A very, very stupid accident. It's supposed to be sad when someone dies, but we didn't exactly lose a cure for cancer with this one. The world of theoretical physics will not be put back 50 years. Worst case scenario? The local McDonalds will need to hire a new table wiper.
     
  5. rattrap007

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    The mailbox should have set up orange cones. It is at fault. I await the lawsuit against the mailbox...
     
  6. Jarodimus

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    Verily, I didst lol.
     
  7. Hiraga

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    Oh, this is gonna be better then the O.J. case.
     
  8. Blitz.

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    the only silver lining is that theirs one less f**kup in the gene pool
     
  9. Darkwing48

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    Even though someone died...

    I wish someone got that on tape. I bet it would have been funny.
     
  10. Chaos Muffin

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    Aw man that's horrible, I hope the mailbox is ok
     
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    Now, I'm sorry but I had to chuckle at some of the comments on that site. I am not finding the fact the woman died funny, but the fact that they make it sound like a mailbox got up and murdered her. I don't understand some people actions... Like those idiot kids who go and reinact the stuff on Jackass and get killed over it. I don't f-ing get it.
     
  12. rattrap007

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    When you outlaw mailboxes, only outlaws will own mailboxes
     
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    Well since it happened at 1am and for some reason she poke her head out the window while a car is in motion doesn't sound suspicious? And a man was there to take her to the hospital? Sounds also like the "I've walked into a door" case. Now people can claim "I've drove into the mailbox with my head out the window"

    I guess had the drive to check the mail in her inbox.
     
  14. megatronkicksas

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    People don't kill people, mailboxes kill people.
     
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    It is a mystery to me how stupid people have gotten. What's next?
     
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    Trust me, driving around hanging out the window, I mean, the speed you would have to be going for that to cause enough trauma to the head to kill you...plus, how close you would need to be to hit them...it all sounds plenty suspicious.
     
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    Sounds like the beginning of a Six Feet Under episode.
     
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    This thread has been won. Everyone go home now.
     
  20. Jarodimus

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    What IS next?!
     

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