Check your shorts when the cops come

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  1. jorod74

    jorod74 Psycholagnist (Ret.)

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    When you commit a crime in the nude, make sure you grab the right shorts...

    this came from my local TV station's web site.

    Dumb Criminal / News 4, Your News Leader, 4 Warn Desktop Alert, Dothan, Wiregrass, WTVY Marketplace

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    ouch, man, ouch.
     
  2. MushroomPrime

    MushroomPrime ******

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    Damn dude, where those his shorts?

    And better yet: Who smokes pot around a pregnant chick?
     
  3. samtheman

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    who doesn't strangle their pregnant wife/girlfriend in the nude?
     
  4. Chaos Muffin

    Chaos Muffin Misadventure Veteran

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    From the title I was thinking of Santa's Roundup.

    Dont go over to mawms, it's a trap. A descreet shiny silver gift will probably be awaiting
     
  5. awful_gollum

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    I don't think it would have made much of difference if he put on a different pair of shorts. The cops still would have discovered the drugs when they would check the pairs of shorts laying on the floor for illegal substances.:rolleyes2 
     
  6. samtheman

    samtheman Well-Known Member

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    It's not like they can search his home. Just because they arrest him doesn't mean scrounging through his home is fair game.
     
  7. awful_gollum

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    That's true. Cops have to have a search warrant signed by a judge before they can do such a thing.
     
  8. Drake

    Drake Smooth Is Smooth Baby

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    Dude needs to lay off the weed, crack and the jorts.
     
  9. Darkwing48

    Darkwing48 Heroic Decepticon

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    Not true. Don't you ever watch Cops man. They can search you if the have reasonable cause, once you are detained.

    Search warrants applies mostly to undetained people.

    And what if he had a gun in that shorts, or a knife?

    Cops don't give search warrants for searching a person. Thus they ask "Do you have any sharp items or items that can poke me?"
     
  10. sharke

    sharke canadian piece of sh*t

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    no shit!?
     

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