Charlie Sheen-isms Your Favs

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  1. bellpeppers

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    Post your favorite Charlie Sheen-isms here!

    This one of his actually impressed me:
    "Can't is the cancer of doing".

    One of his that makes me laugh:
    "droopy eyed armless children".
     
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    Personally, Charlie's present meltdown is something I'm viewing with a sort of bemused detachment. He acts and talks as if he's moved on from booze and coke on to prescription uppers like Aderol. It's sad, and he's so vehement about not needing help that it's tough to imagine that he isn't hell bent on dooming himself to an early grave.

    Favorite Sheen-ism?

    "I got tiger's blood and Adonis DNA."
     
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    "I'm tired of pretending I'm not special. I'm tired of pretending I'm not a total bitchin' rock star from Mars." :lol 

    This one kills me though:

    "Vatican assassin warlocks." :lolol 
     
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    His goddeses are my favorite isms...

    3 somes every night, yeah!
     
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    'Charlie Sheen is high...on Charlie Sheen!'
     
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    ”It’s been a tsunami. And I’ve been riding it on a mercury surfboard.”
     
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    Didn't Charlie take a piss test once at CBS and 12 Hazmat crews were hospitalized?

    i used to like Ol' Charlie, but not even Elvis got high enough to buy shite this contrite.
     
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    Sad thing is, they say he passed any and all tests during these interviews. So either he really is sober and has psychological damage (most likely scenario), or he's the best test taker in the world.
     
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    Anyone watching his 20/20 Special? This guy is amazing....

    Cocaine, Porn Stars, tons of cars, homes.. and he called out Hugh Hefner

    Charlie Sheen pays a two-finger tribute to Hugh Hefner - Monsters and Critics

    :lol 
     
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    Just got invited to do the Nancy Grace show... I'd rather go on a long road trip with Chuck Lorre in a '75 Pacer....
     
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    God damn that's funny.
     
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    LOL I was totally thinking about starting a Charlie Sheen thread this morning! Lo and behold I find you guys already here.

    Just wanna finish that quote for ya: “I am on a drug. It’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available because if you try it once your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.”
     
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    Awesome guy. I even sat thru the arrival in theatres. Loved him in that malkovich movie.
     
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    Charlie Sheen vs. Gary Busey. The winner shall be crowned king of crazy quotes.
     
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    :lolol  that's my favourite one of all.
     
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    man, that is freaking hilarious!

    Sheen says that he is "not bi-polar but bi-winning!"

     
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    "I'm on a drug called Charlie Sheen. It makes you date porn stars that are half your age, go through 3 marriages and divorces, and make reporters believe that your bipolar."*



    *All of the above is true and is denied by Charlie Sheen.
     
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