Celebrity Big Brother... someone had to start a thread...

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  1. tikgnat

    tikgnat Baweepgranaweepninnybong. TFW2005 Supporter

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    Anyone watching?

    Anyone amused/horrified at all the vicious (racist?) behaviour in there?

    Personally I can't wait for Jade to be evicted... and then watch her 'celebrity' status go down in flames.

    'Why don't Eskimos turn into icy people?' indeed.
     
  2. knook

    knook Let the Virus Consume You

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    I love Shilpa and shes being bullied, shes so practical nd stuff
    Jermain is cool and i thought Jo and Jade where but there horrible now *scowls* and that Eskimo question last night, that was so funny

    YEY Jackies gone!
     
  3. Draven

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    I think the most (and simultaneously least) amusing thing aboue "celebrity" Big brother is the inclusion of the word celebrity in the title. A bunch of nobodies, morons (Jade, to my mind, represents everything that is wrong with the so-called "celebrity" culture in the UK; a painfully stupid, pig ugly caricature of a human being, famous solely because she's such a fucking cretin) and washed up hams. How awesome; gives me more time to do anything else in.
     
  4. tikgnat

    tikgnat Baweepgranaweepninnybong. TFW2005 Supporter

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    I can't work out if Jade was being serious or not. Its either

    a) Jades 'cunning' ploy to appear stupid and gving the public more of the same brain dead antics that made her famous in the first place, or

    b) She really is that stupid.

    To clarify, Big Brother asked the celebrities what questions had always bothered them. Jade said, (or workd to this effect)

    What are Eskimos?
    They don't live in the Antarctic, because there is no place, its all water, Jack (her equally dense other half) said so.
    How do their eyes not freeze shut when they close their eyes? They eyes have water too?
    Why aren't Eskimos extinct?
    Could you get me a book on eskimos?
    Do you think one of them would meet me, and give me 10mins of their time?

    Of course she's clueless that the term 'Eskimo' is offensive to Inuits... but then is that a surprise?
     
  5. knook

    knook Let the Virus Consume You

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    lol that was great, its on tonight at 9, Leo way over-reacted, he broke out and not even as Fasionably as Donny
     
  6. wavelength

    wavelength Well-Known Member

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    people watch that!
     
  7. Jux

    Jux Please, call me Steve. Veteran

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    I love Big Brother. But the US version is tame compared to the UK.

    Maybe I'll start looking for torrents.
     
  8. knook

    knook Let the Virus Consume You

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    Ops_was_a_truck JOOOLIE ANDREWWWWWS!!!!!!

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    Out of curiosity, who's Jade? I've never heard of this "celebrity" before.
     
  10. Liokaiser

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    Me too. Doctor Will has funny as hell last season.
     
  11. Dirge121

    Dirge121 Eat the chikums

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    Damn, I cannot stand this so called 'celebrity' Big Brother, who are they, a bunch of nobodys, wasnt one of the Housemates an Ex-Housemates mum? WTF?

    Also, I state my opinion that Jade Goody is the most freaking hideous creature I have ever had the misfortune to have seen. I wonder if I could claim compensation for the damage caused to my eyes?
     
  12. knook

    knook Let the Virus Consume You

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    lol, Jades dream was weird, she so needs to see a psychiatrist. ewww bones in soup (sorry im watching it now)
     
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    Anyone would think it was geo-IP limited to the UK and wouldn't work for Americans.

    Dirk FTW!

    Phazer
     
  14. tikgnat

    tikgnat Baweepgranaweepninnybong. TFW2005 Supporter

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    Jade Goody was a former contestant in one of the normal Big Brothers. Its didn't take long before the enormity of her stupidity came to light, but she somehow managed to last a good long time in the BB house. During that time she came up with seriously stupid gems and got her kit off a lot to display her quite frankly hideous body. Urrgh.

    Post BB she somehow became a celebrity (mainly because she is such good tabloid fodder), got money, getting jobs, getting a boob job and actually becoming the most successful BB contestant ever.

    For this years CBB they brought in Jade and her 'Family' her mum and underage boyfriend and car crash TV ensues.

    What is ironic is that while Jade may be one of the stupidest people in the world, her success only says that the UK as a whole is more stupid.

    But, considering her behaviour in the house today (where she's pretty much been exposed as a bitchy racist bully) her star is due for death. I hope. I hope. I hope. Actually a few people in there have shown their true colours... and it ain't pretty.

    As to Dirk Benedict... he's FACE! And he's actually a nice down to earth guy. He's got to win. He must. Or Shilpa because she's hot. And just to rub it in the three bitches faces.

    I know no one will believe me, but I haven't actually been watching much of this, but its been splashed all over the media over here so much (even our Government is debating about the whole racist bully subject) its hard not to catch stuff about it and be drawn in... Or am I in denial?
     
  15. McBradders

    McBradders James Franco Club! Moderator

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    Leo Sayer is not a fucking hasbeen.

    That is all.









    You make me feel like dancing!
     
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    KA PENIS GOES WHERE?!!

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    cant believe ppl dont know who dirk benedict. hes also the original frickin starbucks.
     
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  18. tikgnat

    tikgnat Baweepgranaweepninnybong. TFW2005 Supporter

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    aussiehippy Au contraire, Blackadder.

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    It's 'programmes' like this one that make me happy I decided to not own a television.

    I'm trying to start a TV-free revolution. Unfortunately there is only me and one of my friends that seem to be taking part. Ah well!
     
  20. Ops_was_a_truck

    Ops_was_a_truck JOOOLIE ANDREWWWWWS!!!!!!

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    Dude, Dirk Benedict is on there? GO FACEMAN!

    EDIT: Thank you, tikgnat, for the interesting read. I read her wiki as well and...yikes. Seems like a really dumb bitch.
     

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