Cat too scary for Canadian mail carriers

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  1. drippy

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    Well, that's the Canadian Post Office for you. Slow as hell and scared of friggin' cats.
     
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    The mail carrier probably had ties to our Customs office.

    Cats can sense evil, you know.
     
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    "Strange? It's the best bloody deal you're going to get, you little prick! Right! That's it! Piss off! I've got some cats to see! Bloody things... I hate those bloody cats... the way they meow and they piss everywhere... and their shit smells just bloody awful... (mumbles)"
     
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    Honestly, now I'm expecting a "local mail carrier unable to deliver because cat was asleep in middle of road" story.

    Knowing my luck, said cat will be my neighbours, and undelivered mail will probably be for me.

    Conker's Bad Fur Day for the win!
     
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    Or "Mail carrier unable to deliver mail because there might be a cat in the bushes or on the roof."
     
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    I wonder if it's Shaun_C's cat. He's from Winnipeg.
     
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    Canada Post: 52 Cent stamp = 2 cents for delivery + 50 cents for storing your mail
     
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    I can agree with the postal carrier.
    Maybe it was this cat:
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    UGLY CAT FTW!!!
     
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    Sounds like the old postman from when I was living in the apartment. He refused to give me a package until I had my dog locked on the patio. He pulled a friggin can of bear mace on me.
     
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    My UPS driver is bad-ass. We have a "Beware of Dog" sign on our fence, and both our dogs bark like crazy whenever they see anyone outside. But this guy just looks around to make sure they're not out, opens the gate, run to the porch, drops the boxes off, and run back. I mean, he literally sprints the whole way. I love never having to come home to one of those "We missed you" notes when I'm waiting on a Pile Of Loot shipment.
     

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